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 +11Posted on Dec 19th, 2012 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2012: A Retrospective (38 comments)

Awww. Dancing is actually a nice, hopeful thing. I had never realized this.

 +13Posted on Dec 19th, 2012 | re: James Franco Diagnoses The Lindsay Lohan Situation Perfectly (30 comments)

The odd thing is that James Franco is kind of right, if he weren’t so book-crazy and so intent on impressing Gary Shteyngart or whatever. He substitutes “book” for other, more plausible words. In Mad Libs, it’s his go-to noun.

“I think one of the reasons it’s so hard is when she gets in trouble, she gets all this attention and I’m sure she gets [offered tons of blow]. Like she goes to jail, and instead of feeling like I really hit a low place, she’ll get a crazy offer for [taking her clothes off in Playboy or doing porn].”

Which is certainly a more nuanced take from our young, handsome literary pie-lover.

I would feel better about Obama’s “I think same-sex couples should be able to get married,” line if he’d been able to stop himself from immediately following it with “NO HOMO.”

 +1Posted on Apr 17th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr. (110 comments)

I don’t think he’s sad. I think he’s just saying a bunch of freaky shit to that doll.

 +36Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

Hmm. I guess this means we won’t be seeing a “Gabe and Max Take a Disingenuous Lie Disguised as a Life-Affirming Trip Around the World” video anytime soon.

 +2Posted on Feb 28th, 2012 | re: Humblebrag: Awards Season (3 comments)

I would watch The Braggy Awards.

 +6Posted on Feb 27th, 2012 | re: This Professional Bowler Is Also A Professional Talker (17 comments)

Poor Fagan got Munsoned.

 +13Posted on Feb 22nd, 2012 | re: And The Award For Being "The Best" Goes To...Judy Blume! (33 comments)

Blume pulls [a DVD] off the shelf. “Bridesmaids, by Wiig. Good stuff. That’s what I write,” she says, putting it back. “That’s what I write.”

Women can do anything women can do better worse!

 +24Posted on Feb 21st, 2012 | re: Is Everyone In The World Terrible? (99 comments)

Oh man, I remember listening to a This American Life episode years ago about a guy who was an asshole, and he ultimately realized he was kinda fine with it.

Oh yeah, that was Gabe.

 +9Posted on Feb 9th, 2012 | re: A Rare Moment Of Moral Clarity From Bill O'Reilly! (42 comments)

“As long as she is not the spokesperson for Pepsi, I really couldn’t care less. Once she becomes the Pepsi spokesman, she is infringing on my rights.” — Bill O’Reilly, privately #ludicrous #Ludacris

 0Posted on Feb 2nd, 2012 | re: Worlds Been Had Colliding: Selena Gomez And Eli Roth Edition (40 comments)

Whoa. Phonetic/homonym typo apology.

(No homonym)

 +7Posted on Feb 2nd, 2012 | re: Perfect George Clooney Look-Alike Heading To The Oscars (35 comments)

The winner of the Tom Wilkinson look-alike contest (pictured right) must settle for a trip to the Irish Emmys.

 0Posted on Feb 2nd, 2012 | re: Worlds Been Had Colliding: Selena Gomez And Eli Roth Edition (40 comments)

“Am I photobombing you?”

“No, Eli. We simply are enjoying are parfaits.”

“Am I photobombing you … now?”

“Her? Her? Her? Her? … Her? Her? Her? … Her? Her? Her? Her?” — Michael Bluth

 +47Posted on Jan 30th, 2012 | re: A Brief Note On The Ferris Bueller Super Bowl Commercial (90 comments)

Someone who didn’t know that John Hughes died probably watched this commercial and said, “Oh, I guess John Hughes must be dead.”

Is this the same Stephen Colbert from The Daily Show?

Yo, is this racist?

In a related story, Leno is suing the Tonight Show writer who originally suggested the punchline should be that this is a photo of Jay Leno’s house.

 +2Posted on Jan 20th, 2012 | re: Attention Man Babies: You Don't HAVE To Go On TV!!!! (45 comments)

“I am getting too old for this shit. Also, too old for this diaper.”

The strangest thing is that he had never put this picture on Twitter before, considering his followers regularly compare him to Winston Churchill.

 +2Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Zooey Deschanel Jumps On The "I Was Bullied" Train (78 comments)

“Who’s on top and who’s on bottom NOW?”

 +2Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Andy Serkis "Acting" (64 comments)

Aren’t they just going to nominate him so the Oscar nominations can win an Emmy?

 +12Posted on Jan 9th, 2012 | re: The ShamWow Guy Is The Schticky Guy Now (35 comments)

I can’t believe I watched the whole thing.

 +12Posted on Jan 5th, 2012 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Literally Selling Snake Oil Now (84 comments)

In my day … Goop was called Gak … and we liked it!