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5 SNL writers just wrote scripts for “NO, ARE YOU SERIOUS?” the next SNL game show parody.
Thanks a lot Kelly!
I don’t know why, but typing the word “Kuntry” makes me feel like I should get detention or something.
“why thank you” – gareth dillahunt
I saw Life of Pi
I wish I had not spent money to see Life of Pi
NH’s Governor has declared a state of emergency and urged employers to let employees leave early.
Sooo…you could just tell your boss that “THE Governor said…” and you technically wouldn’t be lying!
I’m kind of in the same boat in NH. I’m taking the “we’re just going to get a windy rain storm here, why is everyone freaking out?” approach.
Which pretty much guarantees a tree is going to fall on my house.
This show requires a hooded sweatshirt in the ‘up’ position while I lie down on the couch and bury my head so deep in the corner that the pillow kind of blocks my face from view of my wife. The only problem is that it has been SO sad lately that I’ve caught my self audibly weeping along with the crying….lucky I don’t think my wife can hear me over her own weeping, or she has kindly decided not to make fun of me up to this point.
Also, Peter Krause is the best.
So somehow the long-sleeved boat at sunset jersey* is just going ignored?
*my Nana calls it a jersey
I did feel bad about it for a second, but I’ve seen countless (at LEAST 2 anyway) pictures of Craig Robinson with drink in hand seemingly REALLY enjoying his celebrity. Which, is exactly what I’d imagine I’d do in his case. Some booze and good food will make you a little puffy, more power to him! (as long as he’s not forming any life threatening habits/addictions)
This just seems like an elaborate joke on the part of Greg Daniels to see just how big Craig Robinson will balloon to if he keeps getting paid to be on a TV show.
Forget!?! I’ll be first in line!
I love the book so much and this movie looks like an epic disaster of nightmare diarrhea proportions.
Still…I’ll be first in line.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
(I know this won’t win, but seriously, see this movie)
What a fucking ASSHOLE. He went on the show and made fun of it instead of writing 2000 words to make fun of it. Yup ASS-HOLE!
If there was a graph of smugness over time I bet that there would be a red line (o’rielly) that starts really high up on the graph and kind of goes along parallel to the x access for the most part and then the blue line (stewart) would start somewhere in the middle (because let’s be honest you need to be a little smug to get on tv) and it would scoot along for a bit while slowly rising as it moves to the right, then all of a sudden (right around 2008) it would skyrocket past the red line and break the ceiling of the graph where it would live forever in a cloud of smuggy non-self-aware peace. I hate that f’n graph.
This was your math lesson for the day, A+ everyone, good work.
“Dressing your kids in an ass-ton of clothes so that they can’t even move” was the 1902 version of “Plopping your kids in front of the TV” brand of bad parenting.
Your Kindle? We cleaned it and sold it. What kind of asshole writes all over a Kindle anyway?
I don’t really have anything clever or funny to say, this is just the best thing ever.
oops…the movie is Dance Fu not Dance Flu…somebody needs to get to work on making Dance Flu happen.
Pam, Grantland already has a semi-regular article that does exactly that!
It’s written by Max Silvestri! (who I think might have some kind of affiliation with this site, no?)
Most recently Max reviewed ‘Dance Flu’ starting Kel Mitchell of Kenan & Kel!
http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/category/_/name/queue-review
CAN all of the ARTICLES AND comments default to THE STYLE of An American PATRIOT?
“What is a Beach Body Instructor anyways?”
Obviously SOMEBODY isn’t familiar with a Mr. Tony Horton, because that SOMEBODY most like hasn’t illegally downloaded P90X and done four and a half of the 90 workouts and then that SOMEBODY didn’t start to feel awful about his/her physical form and then illegally download the 10 Minute Workout only to do four and a half days of that 30 day program!
C’mon get with it Gabe.
Gazizza my Dilsnoofus!
oh..you wrote one of the Souper Bowl articles!?!?! That may have been the greatest week of my life.
So if I eat nothing but garlic I can live forever? Done.
On an unrelated note…can somebody lend me all of the breath mints and body wash?
Am I the only person that didn’t know Adele was a Cockney Street Urchin?
After hearing her speak, I was sure she was going to pound a pint of Samuel Smiths and start a soccer riot.