“Alien sticks and alien stones may break my bones, but battleships excite me.”

America.

I think this episode was about as good as the Tom Brady episode of SNL, until the last two minutes when the Eli Manning episode drove down the comedy field to defeat the Tom Brady episode.

I was very confused by Margaery and Renly in that one scene, because Margaery seemed pretty confident that Renly would not like her dress either way. This would not bother me too much, but their camp was right off the water, so it was probably very cold at that time of night. Margaery could have used that extra cloth while discussing machinations.

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First time presenting an award? The MTV Movie Awards beg to differ, Emma.

These non-actor speeches are really giving it to the Academy.

Brett Ratner has the shit-eatingest smirk on his stupid bigoted face right now.

Is Billy going to make jokes about the movie titles and not the movies themselves? Looks like he could have gotten better writers to The Help.

Of course Carmelo Anthony only plays defense in an All-Star game.

YOU GUYS WE DID IT.

Act like you’ve been there before, Meryl.

Matt LeBlanc not starting his speech with “How YOU doin’?” A rare miss, Matt LeBlanc.