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Because they consistently get the silver monkey
Wesleyan, but close!
I find out whether or not I get in to my first choice college tomorrow, so my day has been kind of awful. It has, however, been brightened by 2 of my best friends getting into Cornell, and one getting into Northwestern, so that’s pretty great. We’ll see how it goes tomorrow though…
No, because Pete is a non-silent partner, and he doesn’t have his name on the door.
Are upvotes yeses? Also, is “I was once the associate editor’s choice in the Monsters’ Ball” something to put on a resume?
If I’m a senior in high school can I still apply?
i hate her like a lot
DINKLAGE
Why did Homeland win? Does it have DRAGONS? Or MIDGETS???
Are you kidding me with this A Night of Betty White.
I agree, but at least Baron Von Trapp won.
Padma, Freida. He has a thing for indian women.
midnight in paris had better win
Hey, I’m a 16 year old white girl, don’t give us a bad name!
Slumdog Millionaire
Usually, I’m all for making fun of whatever it is we make fun of, (Gwyneth crotchshots, I see you!) but I think this is a little to far? Like if you’ve ever spent time with kids with disabilities you’d know how hard it was for them to make this, and that they probably put a lot of genuine work and effort into this. I don’t mean to nag, its just something to think about.
I saw Ryan Gosling on the street and I followed him for five blocks past where I was going. I think he may have caught on because of the whole hyperventilating thing.
My dad goes, its a room full of nerds
I went to Fieldston! Artsy NY high schools represent.
Maggie Smith is increidble
I want to treat April like a queen, and queens deserve flowers… and massages. Chocolate. Booze. Diamonds, rubies, emeralds. Them treasure chests, full of scarves. Different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub ‘em on stuff!
Andy is the funniest character on TV right now, right?

















I got rejected by the way… This whole thing has reminded me how little it matters though…