You never see a woman attempt to do something crazy like this because come on, it’s very very funny. My favorite part is where he almost dies! LOLZ! That guy. So funny.

But is a life really worth living if you can’t freely maintain a totally healthy and normal relationship with a prepubescent hologram of what looks completely like a real girl not at all unlike a very real girl certainly not some sort of Japanese demon girl from my nightmares?

You’re right! I just assumed Kelly had exclusive rights to the robot/spider beat. Sorry Gabe! #monday

Kelly, not to split hairs, but I think the robots call it “football.”