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 0Posted on May 20th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (21 comments)

Last King of Scotland was alright

 0Posted on May 14th | re: About Gwyneth Paltrow's $950 Shot Glass (30 comments)

i’m with your cousin, looking at dead or dying people is depressing, watch Mean Girls instead

 0Posted on May 14th | re: About Gwyneth Paltrow's $950 Shot Glass (30 comments)

I would also be great at being rich, and if you all contribute to my Kickstarter I will prove it

 0Posted on May 13th | re: "My Bike" Is OUR Generation's "Hot Cheetos And Takis" (22 comments)

well both start with SW but one ends in AG and the other in ERVE

 0Posted on May 13th | re: "My Bike" Is OUR Generation's "Hot Cheetos And Takis" (22 comments)

i <3 the hat that says i <3 haters

 0Posted on May 3rd | re: SOUND THE PARENT ALARM! (34 comments)

True, but the violence on Oz kind of loses its meaning after a while. Characters get brought in and killed off so quickly it barely even matters.

 0Posted on May 3rd | re: What Is Your Most Embarrassing Celebrity Dream? (40 comments)

I had a dream where I was Joan from Mad Men and went to a pool party but it turned into a murder mystery and these dudes were macking on me and I was into it even though I’m ostensibly a heterosexual male so I can empathize with confusing dreams

 0Posted on May 3rd | re: What Is Your Most Embarrassing Celebrity Dream? (40 comments)

In a dream me and my friends were chilling with Osama Bin Laden (he was mad chill, into smoking weed and drinking and just a pretty solid bro) and we stumbled upon some conspiracy based on keeping miniature bright colored snowmen in fridges. We never got to the bottom of it, which is disappointing and I also don’t feel too proud about chilling with Osama either : (

 0Posted on May 3rd | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (36 comments)

couldn’t get down with Community, I don’t abide retcons of any magnitude, it’s like when spider-man the film was retconned so that Sandman killed Uncle Ben or spider-man the comic book was retconned so that Norman Osborn had sex with Gwen Stacy and then she had twins, almost always leads to terrible ends

 0Posted on Apr 30th | re: Better Names For Jamie Foxx's "Daddy Warbucks" Character (32 comments)

Big Bank Black [<actual rappers name]

 0Posted on Apr 30th | re: I'm Worried About Rob Kardashian's Sock Line, You Guys (40 comments)

i’m sure even if his sock line fails he can fall back on celebrity dog-walking or a tequila line or something

 0Posted on Apr 24th | re: And Now Zach Braff With The Kickstarter (81 comments)

this reminded me that Method Man was in Garden State, which reminded me that I wish Meth & Red hadn’t been ruined by FOX executives because I could’ve seen that become a pretty dope sitcom

kickstarter to give Meth & Red back to Method Man and Redman but this time with full creative control

 0Posted on Apr 24th | re: Child Has Right Idea, Steals Car To Escape Church (16 comments)

I had really vivid recurring dreams of stealing a car and crashing it when I was like five, one time I even apologized to my parents in the morning for stealing my mom’s minivan and running it straight into a tree

 0Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Matthew McConaughey IS Mr. Cool Suit (50 comments)

Nah, that pattern is unsalvageable.

 0Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Starting Over With Michael Bay (30 comments)

luv this

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

Goodlands

I honestly think in Wahlbergese he is saying that he is the straight man

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Happy Tulip Colors, Colors All Around You (34 comments)

Theon escaped and his sister turned him on to Totally Tulip and nothing bad happened to him ever again

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Happy Tulip Colors, Colors All Around You (34 comments)

don draper kind of lost it a bit in the 80s

 0Posted on Apr 19th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (33 comments)

Chang died on his way back to his home planet

 0Posted on Apr 17th | re: Fuck CNN Though, For Real (67 comments)

Norm MacDonald’s twitter account?

Really wished that was the real plot for the new Star Wars, so many great plot twists, I was going to be upset that the X-Men were flying the Quinjet and not the Blackbird but it made better sense with the final plot twist

 0Posted on Apr 17th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (17 comments)

raising $100 million to keep it canceled

 0Posted on Apr 17th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (17 comments)

American Dad is close to as good as Bob’s Burgers and it used to hold it down inbetween King of the Hill ending and Bob’s Burgers beginning

 0Posted on Apr 17th | re: What's Wrong, Jamie Foxx? (14 comments)

Electro, he could likely disable Shocker’s shockers