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 +3Posted on Oct 11th, 2012 | re: Will Keith In "81 Sliced Bottles" (27 comments)

I would be interested to see “Will Keith in the Construction of the Special Box On Top Of Which Bottles Are Sliced.”

 -11Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Mine is better.

 +2Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

“I bit my Wookie!”

 +7Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: The James Urbaniak Podcast (14 comments)

If he sends Severin to real school as opposed to a talking teaching bed pod, I’m going to be very disappointed in James Urbaniak.

 +13Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: Lady Gaga's "Powerful" Don't Ask-Don't Tell Speech (96 comments)

I spent a solid 5 minutes trying to decide if that pic was photoshopped. I decided it was, then I saw the video. Whoops.

 +18Posted on Sep 20th, 2010 | re: Kenny Powers On The Cover Of Men's Fitness (5 comments)

“Finally, you, too, can look like a washed up old pussyhound incapable of taking an honest look at himself. ”

That’s EVERY cover of Men’s Health.

 +40Posted on Sep 20th, 2010 | re: Your Boyfriend Really Hates Toys R Us (57 comments)

Apparently, the creator of this video and I have different opinions on what “strong cuss words” are.

 +2Posted on Sep 20th, 2010 | re: Ginger Kid Releases Soulless Music Video (44 comments)

MTV needs to take a mulligan on the VMAs and redo all the awards immediately.

 +15Posted on Sep 20th, 2010 | re: Ginger Kid Releases Soulless Music Video (44 comments)

Terrifying, but still upvotable. Perfect.

 +2Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: Def Jam Rapstar Isn't Just A Dope Videogame! It's Also A Dope MATCHMAKER! (60 comments)

When did Meth morph into Cutty from The Wire?

 +9Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: The Fighter Trailer, You Guys (51 comments)

Bale’s slipping. He couldn’t figure out how to give this character the Batman voice? Weak.

Upvote for patience.

 -2Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E13: Boring Season Ends Boringly (64 comments)

Thanks for these recaps, Gabe. I’ve never seen an episode of Top Chef (or True Blood or Gossip Girl – not that I’m superior, just that I choose to watch other dumb crap), but I think I’ve gotten beyond the maximum amount of possible enjoyment that this show could give me just from these recaps. Bravo.

ps. Any plans to recap Outlaw starring Jimmy Smits? It looks GREAT.

 +4Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: Mel Gibson Is The New Mr. Cool Disguise! (77 comments)

Captain Sully has let him self go since he retired.

 +15Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: Mel Gibson Is The New Mr. Cool Disguise! (77 comments)

Val Kilmer is Mr. Cool Disguise.

 +1Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: Will.i.am On Sesame Street Straight Ruining Children (43 comments)

The only problem with throwing all the kids in the river is 4chan will track you down and shame you on the internet. You just can’t get away with stuff like you used to.

“The paternity test says….. you ARE the father.”

 +1Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Louis CK Promise: From The Archives: Lopez Tonight (38 comments)

I have to mostly agree, wert. I want so desperately to love this show, and it at times is genius, but most of the other times, I have difficulty getting through an episode. I don’t want to speak for everyone who loves it, but I’m going to go ahead and do it anyway and say that those who profess to love it are doing so because of the “edginess,” not because they legitimately get entertainment from it. Because if you don’t love a show that says “pussy” on basic cable, you’re automatically not cool.

 +4Posted on Nov 10th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: K-Stew In A Movie About Divorced Vampires (33 comments)

I just saw The Box this weekend – Cameron Diaz’s “southern” accent is unbelievable. Not just the fact that it’s so bad it makes her sound mentally handicapped, but that a) the movie’s set in Virginia, not exactly the deep south, and b) no one else in the movie seems to be attempting a southern accent.

 +10Posted on Nov 9th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: In The Land Of The Women (91 comments)

This review reminded me of the Worst Movie: Rush Hour 3. I was sick and it was on HBO, and then I couldn’t look away, so leave me alone. No matter what you think of Brett Ratner, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Roman Polanski, or the Rush Hour saga, this thing has to be seen to be believed. Things just happen and then are never referenced again. There are at least TWO instances where in the streets of Paris, France (a very big city, I’m told) other characters from the film just walk up to Chris and Jackie and tell them what they need to know. Absolutely The Worst.

 +1Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Eric Cartman Sings Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" (29 comments)

More irrelevant? The decades-old band or the network who claims them for two solid months?: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/15/arts/television/15bonjovi.html?_r=1

 0Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: An Open Letter To January Jones (30 comments)

The Cage movie is actually called “Hungry Rabbit Jumps,” which personally makes me 100% less likely to see this movie, sweet January face or no sweet January face.

 +1Posted on Jul 27th, 2009 | re: Something Happened To A White Multi-Millionaire (22 comments)

The best part of this whole thing is that Nikki FInke is losing her shit because she didn’t have the scoop: http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/behind-the-scenes-of-nbcus-lies-to-me-the-ben-silverman-experiment-ends-pt-4/