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I would be interested to see “Will Keith in the Construction of the Special Box On Top Of Which Bottles Are Sliced.”
Mine is better.
“I bit my Wookie!”
If he sends Severin to real school as opposed to a talking teaching bed pod, I’m going to be very disappointed in James Urbaniak.
I spent a solid 5 minutes trying to decide if that pic was photoshopped. I decided it was, then I saw the video. Whoops.
“Finally, you, too, can look like a washed up old pussyhound incapable of taking an honest look at himself. ”
That’s EVERY cover of Men’s Health.
Apparently, the creator of this video and I have different opinions on what “strong cuss words” are.
MTV needs to take a mulligan on the VMAs and redo all the awards immediately.
Terrifying, but still upvotable. Perfect.
When did Meth morph into Cutty from The Wire?
Bale’s slipping. He couldn’t figure out how to give this character the Batman voice? Weak.
Upvote for patience.
Thanks for these recaps, Gabe. I’ve never seen an episode of Top Chef (or True Blood or Gossip Girl – not that I’m superior, just that I choose to watch other dumb crap), but I think I’ve gotten beyond the maximum amount of possible enjoyment that this show could give me just from these recaps. Bravo.
ps. Any plans to recap Outlaw starring Jimmy Smits? It looks GREAT.
Captain Sully has let him self go since he retired.
Val Kilmer is Mr. Cool Disguise.
The only problem with throwing all the kids in the river is 4chan will track you down and shame you on the internet. You just can’t get away with stuff like you used to.
“The paternity test says….. you ARE the father.”
I have to mostly agree, wert. I want so desperately to love this show, and it at times is genius, but most of the other times, I have difficulty getting through an episode. I don’t want to speak for everyone who loves it, but I’m going to go ahead and do it anyway and say that those who profess to love it are doing so because of the “edginess,” not because they legitimately get entertainment from it. Because if you don’t love a show that says “pussy” on basic cable, you’re automatically not cool.
I just saw The Box this weekend – Cameron Diaz’s “southern” accent is unbelievable. Not just the fact that it’s so bad it makes her sound mentally handicapped, but that a) the movie’s set in Virginia, not exactly the deep south, and b) no one else in the movie seems to be attempting a southern accent.
This review reminded me of the Worst Movie: Rush Hour 3. I was sick and it was on HBO, and then I couldn’t look away, so leave me alone. No matter what you think of Brett Ratner, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Roman Polanski, or the Rush Hour saga, this thing has to be seen to be believed. Things just happen and then are never referenced again. There are at least TWO instances where in the streets of Paris, France (a very big city, I’m told) other characters from the film just walk up to Chris and Jackie and tell them what they need to know. Absolutely The Worst.
More irrelevant? The decades-old band or the network who claims them for two solid months?: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/15/arts/television/15bonjovi.html?_r=1
The Cage movie is actually called “Hungry Rabbit Jumps,” which personally makes me 100% less likely to see this movie, sweet January face or no sweet January face.
The best part of this whole thing is that Nikki FInke is losing her shit because she didn’t have the scoop: http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/behind-the-scenes-of-nbcus-lies-to-me-the-ben-silverman-experiment-ends-pt-4/