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 +13Posted on Jul 10th, 2012 | re: Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0 (281 comments)

Well, in terms of concrete things to dislike about him, there was this, too.

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/lightly-touching-women-s-stomachs-while-they-re-sitting-down

 +12Posted on Jun 27th, 2012 | re: Hey, Uh, So, Have You Guys Watched Bunheads? (51 comments)

I don’t know, I thought the whole thing was justified fairly well in the beginning, when there’s that beautiful shot of Lauren Graham by the beach and she drinks the black goo and her body disincorporates into the ocean as the camera pans up to the big sign reading Welcome to Paradise.

 +10Posted on Jun 12th, 2012 | re: What Is YOUR Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Adaptation Dream Cast? (33 comments)

Jack White as Christian Grey?

And Justin Beiber as Ana?

 +1Posted on Feb 24th, 2012 | re: Enter The Videogum Oscar Pool! (120 comments)

Best Picture
The Artist

Best Actor
George Clooney, The Descendants

Best Actress
Viola Davis, The Help

Best Supporting Actor
Christopher Plummer, Beginners

Best Supporting Actress
Octavia Spencer, The Help

Best Director
Martin Scorcese, Hugo

Best Original Screenplay
A Separation

Best Adapted Screenplay
Hugo

Best Foreign Film
In Darkness

Best Animated Film
Rango

Art Direction
War Horse

Cinematography
The Tree of Life

Costume Design
Hugo, Sandy Powell

Documentary (Feature)
Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory

Documentary (Short Subject)
Incident in New Baghdad

Film Editing
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Makeup
The Iron Lady

Music (Original Score)
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Alberto Iglesias

Music (Original Song)
“Man or Muppet” from The Muppets, Music and Lyric by Bret McKenzie

Short Film (Animated)
The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore

Short Film (Live Action)
Tuba Atlantic

Sound Editing
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Sound Mixing
Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Visual Effects
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

 +5Posted on Dec 9th, 2011 | re: BREAKING: Full Body Spandex Backflip Trampoline Accident (17 comments)

At the very least, that trampoline is pregnant with devil twins.

 +4Posted on Dec 8th, 2011 | re: "A Very Important J.C. Penny Denim Fashion Show" (36 comments)

I voted for Julie because she was fucking working it and was obviously the best.

 +5Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?) (118 comments)

See, I got you! You have heard of World War II!

 +2Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?) (118 comments)

I don’t usually do this, because I know it’s irritating, but…Gabe? Gabe! It should be “discreet,” right? (I wouldn’t mention it except it’s the headline and I want to link this but it’s hard to when the headline has a typo)

 +2Posted on Oct 16th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (44 comments)

I’m late, I know, but Winwood, I think you’re thinking of Eyes Without a Face, and if so, I agree and thought the same thing when I saw the first images from that movie. I’m very excited to see it!

Though I did. Because what the hell, man.

This is such an old-school brand of racist that I almost can’t bring myself to downvote it.

 +12Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: New Chet Haze Music Video, Son! #GETCHAZED (38 comments)

His lips are so red his lips are so red HIS LIPS ARE SO RED HIS LIPS ARE SO RED

 +9Posted on Sep 29th, 2011 | re: A Fake Interview With Anderson Cooper (29 comments)

His digestive system, like the rest of his body, is a delicate construction of translucent porcelain and delicate filaments of spun glass.

 +6Posted on Sep 29th, 2011 | re: A Fake Interview With Anderson Cooper (29 comments)

I’m calling it: this is the Fake Interview that’s actually real.

 +1Posted on Sep 27th, 2011 | re: For All Of Your Money, Drive Props Could Be Yours! (5 comments)

WET TOOTHPICK OR GTFO

Yes, my posting and this response are of roughly equal coherency. !EEEe indeed, zhanchang, !EEEe indeed.

Most of the laughs on this show were cheap, but I feel like this one they really urned.

“We’re gonna need a bigger bloat.”

 +1Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Nancy Grace Is Going To Be On Dancing With The Stars, OBVIOUSLY (35 comments)

Strangely, the thing with that show is less that they don’t have black people on it but that they specifically seem to solely pick black people who cannot dance at all. POST-RACIAL AMERICA!

 +13Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Mila Kunis Is OUR Generation's Bradley Cooper (66 comments)

И, конечно, “что 70 Показать” остается популярным в синдикации.

 +13Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: Dr. Birdie: The Human Whisperer (A Real Advice Column) (35 comments)

So it’s a commercial for an advice column written by a dog…..

And it’s scored with the theme song for a show called Dr. Katz…..

Alanis, we’re going to need more irony in here, Gabe’s done used it all up.

 +3Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: Happy Tax Day, You Guys! (37 comments)

You know who I first heard that from? Pat Sajak, during the little patter with Vanna at the end of an episode of Wheel of Fortune. It made me feel like a Real American (a Wheel American?….no), I’ll tell you what.

 0Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: The Videogum 2011 Academy Awards Pool (177 comments)

Best Picture
The King’s Speech
Best Actor
Colin Firth–The King’s Speech
Best Actress
Natalie Portman–Black Swan
Best Supporting Actor
Christian Bale–The Fighter
Best Supporting Actress
Melissa Leo–The Fighter
Best Director
David Fincher–The Social Network
Best Original Screenplay
The Kids Are All Right
Best Adapted Screenplay
The Social Network
Best Foreign Film
Incendies (Canada)
Best Animated Film
Toy Story 3
Art Direction
Robert Stromberg (Production Design); Karen O’Hara (Set Decoration)-Alice in Wonderland
Cinematography
Roger Deakins-True Grit
Costume Design
Colleen Atwood-Alice in Wonderland
Documentary Feature
Restrepo
Film Editing
Tariq Anwar-The King’s Speech
Sound Editing
Richard King-Inception
Sound Mixing
Lora Hirschberg, Gary A. Rizzo and Ed Novick-Inception
Visual Effects
Paul Franklin, Chris Corbould, Andrew Lockley and Peter Bebb-Inception

 0Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: Operation Subscribe To This: Amy Sedaris's YouTube Channel (22 comments)

It’s okay. He’s hot, it’s not just you.

 +5Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Jay Leno Is Still An Asshole (20 comments)

As Peggy Olson would say, that’s bullshit.