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The best thing about Gabe’s list of the 10 best movies of 2010 is that it includes 13 movies, 5 of which he hasn’t seen and 1 that came out in 2009. I’m dead serious – that’s why it’s the best list.
Colon Farto.
You guys, he sold out YEARS ago!
This is gonna be the gayest shark week in history.
“I used to date a hammerhead once. It didn’t work out. We could never see eye to eye.” #sharkupcomedy
The entire performance-art based set of toys were unbelievably lulzable.
“Night and Day” was like, the best thing I’ve ever seen? Followed shortly by “Toy Story 3″ which was like, the second best thing I’ve ever seen? My only problem with “Night and Day” was all the Vegas attention. Sure, I guess Vegas is probably fun? But it’s nothing compared to BEACH BABES!
Sorry for the big size (ATSSTTG)
As Videogum’s Resident Beard Expert (self-appointed) I have to say that Larry’s doing well. But he’s got a long way to go if he plans to take down the previous U.S. Beard and Mustache Championship representative:
Short Cuttys
Snoop Dreams
This show is basically the best. That fly episode 4 or so back was one of the most thrilling hours of television I’ve ever watched. And it was about killing a fly.
Can’t wait to see where they go from here. No guesses as to what will happen, but I bet it involves drugs and violence and Saul making sexist remarks to Skyler.
Signed in to upvote. Fan-fucking-tastic.
Well, I was trying to post a picture there, but instead I’ll just show myself out. Sprinkle me humiliated.
Ask and ye shall receive.
Chocolat Chip
Oh come on. We’re all assholes.
As a comedian/performance artist (?) I agree that the majority of IE’s stuff is fucking dumb and obnoxious. However, one of their first “missions” (ugh) was to do a repetition of a 5-minute action-based scene in a Starbucks for an hour straight. It involved like 8 people doing the same 5-minute routine over and over again. That’s the kind of stuff I can get behind. It’s odd, funny, unique; it doesn’t interfere with people’s lives too much (people can leave if they find it annoying); and I’m sure that spectators found it very entertaining and left with a story.
But this thing is fucking bullshit.
I always “accidentally” unplug my headphones while listening to “This American Life.” Just like I always “accidentally” start talking about fixed-gear bikes and new music whenever walking by a hot babe in skinny jeans.
I’m not proud of the story I’m about to tell…
For Christmas, my sister gave me a copy of The Game: A Guide to Being the Worst because we always talked about it and how terrible it is but I’d never read it and she’s like haha funny ironic Christmas gift.
Now, I’m okay at meeting women. I have a nice-guy awkward charm kinda thing. Also I have a beard and wear shirts with puppies on them. But my flirting style is much different than what they tell you to do in that garbage pile of a book. Mainly because I’m not a garbage pile of a person.
Anyway, a few weeks ago I was at a bar and flirting with this girl and she was really bizarre so I decided to try a few techniques the book recommends and, ugh, it totally worked.
Ugh.
Real Housewives: now literally beating a dead horse.
Thirded.
Nick Madson, is that you?!?!
I think it’s really rude of the Royal Family to take this special day away from Michael Scott.