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Kermit just called me a fag.
Fun fact: Vanilla Ice is not wearing make-up.
It took me about 10 minutes to figure out how to tie my shoes the incorrect way. I’ve been doing it correctly, yet my shoes STILL constantly come untied. BULLROAR.
Good points, Gabe. Counter point:
“Taste my salty soup.”
Please say the innuendo was unintentional.
Life imitates S1M0NE.
The best thing about the horror story that is Elizabeth Gilbert: her ex-husband Michael Cooper also got a book deal to write about his year of coping with divorce by doing the exact opposite thing, dedicating himself doubly to humanitarianism and human rights (he already did work in this area). However, the book was canceled when he refused his publisher’s demand to make the book “racier.”
Please, 2012, come faster. Please.
Zuckerberg, age 8:
I don’t understand. Is she saying I shouldn’t get an abortion to get revenge if the baby steals my boyfriend?
I bet the producers are really regretting passing over Dave Coulier for the lead right about now.
Oops, just saw it mentioned in the original post. Who’s the Forrest Gump now? (Me, that’s who.)
“Yeah, I’d like to buy a book. The Single Girl’s Guide to Meeting European Men. No, no, no, it’s for my sister. No, I do not have the Internet so I order things on the phone.”
After 5 years someone had to have told him that the Ace Ventura haircut is a bad look, right?
Counterproof to everything he believes is: white people are the only race stupid enough to give their children a Prince Valiant haircut.
I feel bad for Joe, but I feel worse for Brokencyde. Joe had to hear them play once. Brokencyde has to hear their own music every night.
A million times yes. The absolute #1 worst movie I have ever seen.
There is a movie you have not seen starring Gene Wilder, Donald Sutherland, with a cameo appearance by Orson Welles. It was a “comedy” made in 1970. And it is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen. It is called Start The Revolution Without Me.
In it, two sets of twins (yes, it’s one of those twins played by the same guy movies), one rich and one poor, are mixed up at birth. But then there’s mix-ups, mistaken identities, sex romps and other things people thought were funny in the 1970s. And something about the French Revolution. This “wacky” “farce” is much less “wacky” than it thinks. For instance, what the fuck is this scene:
Ugh, this movie is a real shame. There’s such a talented cast. And I got excited at the idea of period piece parody. But this movie is the very worst pile of horse shit I have ever seen. Not a single chuckle. And the ending, oh that ending. It makes zero sense. Like, I really have no idea what was supposed to have happened at the ending. My favorite thing is that the script, which is definitely the biggest problem with this movie, actually got nominated for the Writers Guild Award for best comedy. WHAT? Please watch this terrible movie that probably cost a jillion dollars and probably made zero.
Last year I had the Kool-aid man bursting out of my chest. I ended up getting in my first fistfight since middle school (long story) while wearing it. Afterwards the cops wanted to take pictures of the costume. I swear it wasn’t a mug shot.
Ugh, just shut down the whole damn democratic process.
SHUT IT DOWN.