Lol there’s a reason that this movie is great and everyone knows and loves it, and there is also a reason that no ones ever heard of you.

Watch and understand the movie before you attempt to put the entire movie into one paragraph. If I were to take any beloved movie, which in this case we will use Wizard of Oz, and sum it up in one biased paragraph it would sound like this.

So this bitch falls asleep and thinks a tornado picked her up and threw her into a distant land where she landed on some witch and then she takes her shoes. Then shes told if she wants to get home she has to go find a big ass giant green city. So a bunch of midgets tell her to follow this yellow spinny fucking road, so she follows it. Along the way she finds a scarecrow who wants a brain, a iron man who wants a heart and a lion who wants courage so they all decide wtf and get together and try to find this green city. They end up finding the city eventually and there is no wizard like promised, just some dumbass behind a curtain. He lies his way out of getting the shit beat out of him and shes told that she can go home by clicking her heels together, which the dumb bitch in the beginning of the movie could of told her.

See what I did there? You can make anything sound terrible by your poor comprehension, my take is that this movie and most things in general are just over your head. I bet Letters from Iwo Jima is a real head scratcher, too much dialog and emotion, not enough shiny pictures and explosions.

This movie is well known and pretty well written for what they had to work with. It may not be the best movie to some people but to ignorant people like you, its pretty god damn hard to understand. My suggestion to you? I would say go watch a Michael Bay movie, there is enough exploitation in the movies and terrible writing to keep you busy writing your blog that no one has heard of or even gives a shit about.

Cheers.