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 +2Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Community's Mid-Season Hold OR: Occupy Wall Street Evacuated (162 comments)

whaaaa…i am confused. how can there be two bananas lounging in hammocks? you got here first, so i’ll switch mine up.

 +2Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Community's Mid-Season Hold OR: Occupy Wall Street Evacuated (162 comments)

i’m a current nielsen participant. and yes…someone literally just showed up to my door one day, a few weeks after moving in, with a hands-free soap dispenser for me (maybe as a form of bribery) and explained that we’d been chosen at random and could participate in the program for two years. nielsen actually does monitor internet use also, but you have to agree to let them. apparently the networks pay a lot of money to them to report back the information on all the shows people watch, and dvr is included. i think it’s referred to as a plus3 rating.

so what you’re saying is that i could have avoided an overnight retreat, 5 meetings with the priest, and 2 written personality tests in order to get married in the catholic church JUST BY PRETENDING TO BE MARRIED WHILE FILMING TWILIGHT?! JEEZ!

 0Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (91 comments)

i agree! i find myself HOPING that she’ll just friggen do it to it already and stop being so damn annoying! go home to be with your sister, andrea. you’re driving the viewing audience insane.

 +3Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (91 comments)

the first rule of zombieland: cardio. when the outbreak hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons, were the fatties.

 +2Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (91 comments)

i agree. i actually commented out loud while watching it that at least something was happening in this one. what’s a show about zombies with no appearance of zombies?

 0Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 59: How Did Aubrey Plaza "Neg" Ryan Gosling? (41 comments)

I was at the juice bar, and I said to him, “I loved you in ‘Young Hercules’!” And he was sort of thrown off by that, but I really do love “Young Hercules”!

GIFSoup

 +18Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: A Terrible Surprise From A Beautiful Man (83 comments)

i mean…is it weird for me to find him more attractive after the big reveal? this video has made me question the very core of my being, and why that core wants to have sex with a skeletal bio-hazard.

 +1Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: StoryCorps Commemorates 9/11 Anniversary (27 comments)

agreed. and thanks for the chuckle :)

 +1Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK) (172 comments)

I feel like you just reached into my mind and wrote exactly what I would like to say! I read this blog because you’re hysterical (well, the whole staff is hysterical really), but this is awesome. Even better than when Gervais is going to live-blog the Emmys, if that’s even a possible thing because it’s going to be so epic. But seriously this is better.