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 +5Posted on May 11th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (54 comments)

Yes, M’éagəñ ‘s comment is still making me laugh. Go M’éagəñ!

 +8Posted on May 8th | re: Mad Men: So This Is Just The Megan Show, Now? (136 comments)

It’s nearly 2am as I’m typing, and this made me laugh far too loudly.

 +3Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

I believe they did, yes.

(Sorry for the lack of research to back up my claim; I’ve read on several sites that they did recast and that was in fact The Mountain but I’m too lazy to look it up right now. Too lazy to google? Yes.)

Considering that I have to work all weekend, and probably all-nighters at that, I would say that the weekday chickens definitely caught me and are now planning a 48-hour slow torture death via pecking.

*cue a Robert Downer Jr. joke*

 +10Posted on Apr 20th | re: "3 Second Rule" And Bad Music Video Production In General (32 comments)

This video needs a 3 second rule, AMIRITE?

:/

 +24Posted on Apr 19th | re: Anthony Hopkins As A Very Hitchcock-y Hitchcock (23 comments)

Poor Toby Jones. Always the biopic bridesmaid, never the biopic bride.

 +13Posted on Apr 9th | re: Don Draper Is Not Tony Soprano (89 comments)

She’s in the White Lodge now, having a damn fine cup of coffee.

 +3Posted on Jan 3rd | re: Omar's Comin' Yo! To Jail Yo! (Good One Yo!) (2012 Yo!) (13 comments)

Indeed.

 +14Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite Viral Videos Of 2011 (39 comments)

Ah, yes. Fond memories of Going to the Store rushing back to me. Normal memories of a normal video.

 +32Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: It Is Almost Crazy How Much Rick Perry Knows What He's Talking About (103 comments)

You know what it says in the Bible: “Let he who is without sin throw all of the stones at them there homosexuals.”

 +22Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: It Is Almost Crazy How Much Rick Perry Knows What He's Talking About (103 comments)

This, right after his amazing response to Hillary Clinton’s human rights speech (Perry: “promoting special rights for gays in foreign countries is not in America’s interests and not worth a dime of taxpayers’ money”), really makes him an American hero. What an inspiration to us all.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16062937

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go pray for Rick Perry to walk straight into a tar pit.

 +7Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?! (83 comments)

What works conceptually for one show does not necessarily work for another.

(Granted, I never watched Lost so maybe the time jumps didn’t work there either but… yeah, you get it.)

 +7Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: If Someone Gives You An Air Freshener, Will You Watch A TV Show? (35 comments)

No! Don’t do your worst, Bachmann. Please for the love of god, don’t!

 +8Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Gene Leonhardt (37 comments)

I hear what you are saying, but I can’t say I really agree that the joking about a victim of domestic violence counts as a stupid or silly joke. (Not that Rihanna in general is off limits but jokes specifically about that incident get under my skin a bit.) But you know, who am I to define the lines of taste? And you are right that in this case it involves a child, which really kicks up the whole terrible factor.

Thanks for the response. I didn’t want you to think I was over here stomping my feet and yelling, “the nerve of that facetaco!” I am always paranoid about my tone online.

 +3Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Gene Leonhardt (37 comments)

word*** this question. Now I really AM a jerk.

 +20Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Gene Leonhardt (37 comments)

I am truly honestly not writing this as an attack on you but as a sincere question -

This meme (which I also think is gross) crosses the line for you but posting a photoshopped picture of Rhianna with a bruise on her eye is acceptable internet behavior?

Again – not trying to be a jerk! Really! I just don’t know how to work this question without sounding like one. :(

 +20Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Mariachi Band Serenades Beluga Whale (28 comments)

“I knew I was too slow with this tip” – that’s what he said? eesh.

 +4Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Mariachi Band Serenades Beluga Whale (28 comments)

Aw, I knew I was too slow with this tip. :(

Love that whale.

 +3Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Lord of the Rings

 +9Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Pretty In Pink was one of my favs on twitter. Wish I could take credit.

 +4Posted on Jun 14th, 2011 | re: Get Well Soon, Sean Bean! (45 comments)

I shall send you a dozen gold goblets for this one. Excellent.

 +2Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (89 comments)

Sorting by score would most definitely not help solve the concerns over comments being too much of a competition for LOLs. (Is that even a real sentence? What a mess.)

That said, I don’t want to lose the upvote/downvote system either. And as a lowly lurker, I have to admit I am guilty of blowing through caption contests and such by looking mainly for the most upvoted comments.

 +12Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (88 comments)

Sorry, what I meant to say was YAY FRIDAY!!!!

 +10Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (88 comments)

But gifs out of context, while funny, are maybe not as funny. Right? If you find the perfect gif as a response to a joke or something, wouldn’t that have maximum impact? Whereas here it would just be a series of random images. Probably amusing random images, but still.

Eh. I don’t know. “She doesn’t even go here!” etc.

 +3Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: The Ku Klux Klan Protests The Westboro Baptist Church, OBVIOUSLY (58 comments)

Okay. Today is way too confusing for me.