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 0Posted on May 15th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (25 comments)

My hometown is contributing to the animal videos! Check out this sweet dolphin autopsy! Dolphins are the worst!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_yBOGRXAOq4

 0Posted on May 14th | re: Angelina Jolie's Double Mastectomy (37 comments)

I would leave out the “fuck her” since it is a pretty big health decision and it is a conversation worth having, but, on the merits, BadIdeaJeans is absolutely right.

As a dude it is not my place to criticize the choice to get a double mastectomy, but it is a weird choice if you don’t already have cancer.

 0Posted on May 14th | re: Angelina Jolie's Double Mastectomy (37 comments)

FWIW, it isn’t recommended that you get these genetic tests unless your family has a history of these cancers. Not “especially if you have a family history,” ONLY if you have a family history. And even then…

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/05/14/most-women-probably-shouldnt-get-the-cancer-screening-angelina-jolie-did/

 0Posted on May 14th | re: What Other Stupid Restaurants Should Be Dumb Movies? (45 comments)

Red Lobster: A remake of Romeo and Juliet with the Cheddars and the Biscuits replacing the Capulets and Montagues.

 0Posted on May 7th | re: The Internet Is A Sociopath (38 comments)

I don’t see how taking the trouble to autotune the interview is that much different or “worse” than laughing at (with?) the interview in the first place. The Ramsey interview is impossible not to enjoy and therefore it is impossible not to enjoy a part of something that is incomprehensibly terrifying. There isn’t a way around it, so we might as well have fun with the happy ending.

My issue, shared by many, is that autotune is not funny and cut it out, you kids.

 0Posted on Apr 30th | re: Best Fails of the Week 4 April 2013 (26 comments)

I remember when we had to wait until Sunday night for Bob Saget to provide us with the freshest FAILS. Times sure have changed.

 0Posted on Apr 18th | re: Whoopi Goldberg Doesn't Give A Fuck (23 comments)

Amanda Seyfried looks like the sexy fish from Fantasia. Apparently that’s enough.

 0Posted on Apr 12th | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (29 comments)

NOOOOO! I WAS TO BE NUMBER ONE!

I am legitimately heartbroken :(

 0Posted on Apr 12th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (50 comments)

Ann should have known that potatoes have more potassium than bananas. No way Ron would be opposed to replacing his second T-bone with a baked potato the size of his head.

 0Posted on Apr 9th | re: A Glee-Themed Public Marriage Proposal (13 comments)

Maybe explaining to the kids why you need a trial separation can be American Horror Story themed?

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Mad Men Season 6 Premiere Open Thread (74 comments)

Don Draper and Lindsay Weir! Two of the leads from my favorite shows! All they need to do is have a threeway with the institutional poverty of Baltimore and the fan service will be complete.

Stop being such a pineapple and go for it already.

 +7Posted on Feb 13th | re: As Far As Memes Go, The "Harlem Shake" Is A Pretty Good One (37 comments)

Strongly disagree! Legislation is a skill and I’d prefer leaving it to the skilled people. Having new representatives come in every eight years to start over kills momentum or inevitability of good ideas and leaves the state (or in your scenario, the country) worse off.

If there is an idea being supported by Republicans, that should be a hint that it leads to bad government.

 +4Posted on Nov 27th, 2012 | re: Sometimes Life Can Turn Around (10 comments)

Did you know Kleenex millionaire (lol) and very conservative Republican lawmaker Rep. James Sensenbrenner (WI) won $270,000 in various lotteries in a ten year period? This video is the opposite of that.

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-09-07-rep-lottery_N.htm

 +15Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: Looking Good, David Arquette! (18 comments)

The photo file text is my favorite photo file text.

 0Posted on Oct 26th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (120 comments)

I didn’t feel anything. :(

He should stay in Florida! He is missing out on so many riches and prestiges!

 +16Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: Courtney Stodden's 52-Year-Old Husband Defines "Child Molester" (22 comments)

This post only works if you accept the premise that Courtney Stodden was 16 when she got married. I do not accept that premise.

 +7Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Jonathan Banks Dream Roles (24 comments)

I vote for evil client in The Good Wife. Would also accept him as a judge on Project Runway.

 +9Posted on Sep 4th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E08: To Be Continued...! (198 comments)

Best suggestion I’ve heard for next season: The premiere should just be an hour of Hank beating the shit out of Walt with Holly and Emo McGee looking on.

 -1Posted on Sep 4th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E08: To Be Continued...! (198 comments)

Total agreement, Steph. This man cracked Madigral but he needed it literally spelled out to him that his suddenly rich chemist brother-in-law could possibly be a drug manufacturer? Please.

 +9Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: Are We All The Guy Riding This Tiny Bicycle Today? (12 comments)

Twenty-two seconds is an awfully long time to wait for a man on a tiny bike to fall over…

 +31Posted on Aug 21st, 2012 | re: Vote For Rape Apologist Apologist Todd Akin! (101 comments)

Just so we’re clear, the GOP platform will call for the end of abortion with no exceptions for rape or incest (which, to be fair, is the logical conclusion to the illogical premise that abortion is killing a human life).

So Akin is getting called out for stating the soon-to-be official position of the GOP but getting the biology wrong. But Republicans don’t give a shit about biology since not understanding what a fetus is is why the GOP is opposed to abortion in the first place!

Ah this is very frustrating.

 +2Posted on Aug 13th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E05: THAT POOR BABY! (113 comments)

Also arousing suspicion is having a truck break down in the middle of the tracks? If anyone were to ask then the kid would be a loose end.

This is an easy fix. Kill Todd/Landry and put both bodies in that sweet underground water vat. Problems solved.

 +1Posted on Aug 13th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E05: THAT POOR BABY! (113 comments)

Logged in just to downvote.

I was very proud of myself for being a big boy and not shrieking at the TV at the site of a tarantula.

18 hours later I get the attention of my entire office for almost falling out of my chair at a gif. Boo to you, sir. Boo to you.

 +3Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E04: Mr. Hat's Got His Hat On Again (161 comments)

Are you a general shoe enthusiast who is female or are you an enthusiast of shoes that are more likely to be worn by females? If the latter, you have stumbled into a whole brier patch of gender issues.