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I stopped recording this terrible show at the beginning of this season, but I dutifully watched last night’s episode just to read “Gabe”‘s recap today. Well worth wasting an hour of my life.
Not enough squinting.
“I’m pretty sure my cat’s been reading my diary.”
He just wants to see boys’ Linuses.
If you think The Pursuit of Happyness is bad, then you should definitely see Seven Pounds*. MUCH more WMOAT-morthy.
*No one should definitely see Seven Pounds. It was BY FAR the worst film I saw in 2008.
You’ve made a huge mistake.
Please note that name of the Attorney General of Michigan is Mike Cox.
That is all.
In Iceland, Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American:
It was as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face.
Go for it, whatthewhatjunior! Be brave! Be bold!
I don’t even know what that means.
I wish the producers had pulled a Shyamalan TWIST and also let Nicole into the finals. Or just eliminated Peregrine.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt can metero my dandy any time.
Emma Watson is a child, Steve. As in, she was born in 1990. Why don’t you let that rattle around your animatronic swamp brain for a bit?
HA ha, you don’t like this recurring feature.
After all that dancing, I could sure use a VitaminWater.
The opening line of Ebert’s Zoolander review (dated 9/28/01) kinda sounds like he did:
There have been articles lately asking why the United States is so hated in some parts of the world. As this week’s Exhibit A from Hollywood, I offer “Zoolander,” a comedy about a plot to assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia because of his opposition to child labor.
Even Steve Winwood is right twice a day.
Also, if you want to think about Inception a little too much (this falls under “forcing dumb people to think”), here’s a couple good pieces about what exactly might be going on in the film. What does it meeeeaaannnn:
HA ha, you didn’t like a movie.
There’s always your virginity in the banana stand.
Not enough people-sized rabbits.
The orphaned baby hippo thinks the tortoise is his mom! And the tortoise, despite being 100 years old, completely tolerates all that misguided love and affection!
As a society, we could learn a lot from those two.