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 0Posted on Feb 12th | re: James Franco's German Art Show Is Called "Gay Town"? (9 comments)

GAY.

 +4Posted on Feb 8th | re: Sweet Brown For Teeth (12 comments)

Agreed. She should be selling “Sweet Jesus Cold Pop.”

OMG!! It’s fulla stars!! I loved the drowning clown. And the chainsaw. I am drinking calming tea right now. Fwhew.

Drowning tea clowns are scary? Are they noisy and poorly lit too?

That’s “West Virginia [winks]“

I think the one on the left is a DOG. I have no basis for this opinion, however.

 +3Posted on Jan 24th | re: Could Robert Pattinson Be The Next James Bond?! (38 comments)

…going from strong to up.

 +2Posted on Jan 2nd | re: What's Your New Year's Television Resolution? (72 comments)

It may be possible to watch it all before the finale, but probably not advisable. I just glutted on Walking Dead for a week and now I’m scared when babies hiss at me.

 0Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (46 comments)

I thought it was his Morpheus impression.

 +7Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (46 comments)

Yup. Even a snake could have thought of that.

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Cover Of Katy Perry's "Fireworks" By Yoko Ono (36 comments)

She just found out that Sears has sold out the men’s Elmo Boxers. So sad.

 +6Posted on Dec 10th, 2012 | re: Merry Christmas From Mario Lopez (20 comments)

She already took his pants.

 -2Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: Ugh, Jurassic Prank! (29 comments)

Hi Kelly!! I didn’t welcome you because we were supposed to to that somewhere else, but I really really liked this so WELCOME and THANKYOO!!

Oh wait. Now I understand. It’s like VEGEMITE. DUH.

Me too!! I’m sitting here thinking this is a PRESENT for some PEOPLE?? It’s so wrong bad nasty ewwwwwwwwww. Not a present. Not.

 +1Posted on Nov 30th, 2012 | re: Friday Adele Butterdance Party! (18 comments)

I had to watch the whole thing to confirm: the butter holds up surprisingly well and the “audience” never thinks to throw toast.

“I still can’t find my eye patch and I’ve looked… EVERYWHERE!!”

 0Posted on Nov 26th, 2012 | re: Everyone Saw A Movie This Past Weekend, Did You? (54 comments)

I took all my daughters to see Breaking Wind 5. Their reactions to the decapitations were hilarious as usual. Totally worth it!!

 +5Posted on Nov 26th, 2012 | re: There Is Nothing To Say About Liz & Dick (65 comments)

Um. In order to appreciate Marilyn Monroe, you have to appreciate that not every actress was a bimbo-archetype-wannabe. She was one of the first to jump from pin-up to screen, instead of the other way around and she would casually flaunt her body in a way that was very shocking at the time. Oh. Wait. What was the question?

 +8Posted on Mar 16th, 2012 | re: The One Where I Took The TMZ Tour Of Hollywood (121 comments)

Please lose more bets!!

“I can’t feel my face. But YOU can…”