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 +16Posted on Mar 18th | re: Does The History Channel's The Bible Think Obama Is The Devil?! (33 comments)

I don’t know about that, but they sure seem to believe that jesus was white

There is just no need to feel sympathy for these boys and talk about their lives being “ruined” when they are the ones who did that by raping an unconscious girl. It is disgusting for CNN to be talking about the boys being labeled as sex offenders as if it was some kind of terrible thing that happened TO them and not BY them because they raped someone.

This is awkward. You beat me to it

Like it is that easy CNN!

 +8Posted on Mar 15th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (49 comments)

I really liked the whole descriptive funeral thing on The Office. “Your hair was black then grey”

 +12Posted on Mar 15th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (6 comments)

The absolute best thing about that 47 % article is the fact that they felt the need to explain who Mitt Romney was in a footnote. Great stuff.

 +3Posted on Feb 24th | re: The 2013 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (701 comments)

It was amazing. I cried. At a point where i am not sure you were supposed to but whatever, tears happened

 +2Posted on Feb 24th | re: The 2013 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (701 comments)

I love her so much i could die

 +2Posted on Feb 24th | re: The 2013 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (701 comments)

so much second hand embarrasment

 +7Posted on Feb 24th | re: The 2013 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (701 comments)

That is the most accurate description there wil ever be.

 +9Posted on Feb 24th | re: The 2013 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (701 comments)

I think maybe if Seth Macfarlane wasn’t famous and i didn’t know who he was and i had never heard him open his mouth i would maybe find him attractive…

 +17Posted on Jan 30th | re: Scott Disick's Daily Routine Is A Wonderful Masterpiece (38 comments)

Scott Disick is basically real life Tom Haverford, but with money.

 +17Posted on Jan 24th | re: Does Anyone Want To Go To Scotland Real Quick? (33 comments)

Guys, I went to Scotland six months ago and there were no ponies wearing sweaters, so i feel like maybe this is just a scheme. Or a new thing. Could just be a new thing over there

Man, he sounds like such a cool guy!

that was supposed to be a reply to bigbabyjesus. I have slept too much today

The answer to that question would be: yes, definitily

http://johngaltline.wordpress.com/2012/03/05/breitbart-is-john-galt/

 +10Posted on Oct 17th, 2012 | re: The Second Presidential Debate Of 2012 Open Thread (115 comments)

“Before they have babies they ought to think about getting married to someone” So what if you can’t do that because there is no one to get married to? Have an abortion maybe? You just can’t win I guees

 +5Posted on Sep 17th, 2012 | re: Fox & Friends Got, Uh, Pranked? (36 comments)

They’re MINERALS! Good god

 +1Posted on Sep 14th, 2012 | re: Things You Can Do With A Spare Room (11 comments)

My best friend and I have this dream that once we get a spare room we are going to cover the walls, the ceiling, and the floor with silver glitter and in the middle of the room there will be a revovlving disco ball and 70′s disco music will always be playing and you can go in to the room whenever you need some sparkle or you know just some FUN!

 +6Posted on Sep 4th, 2012 | re: Chuck Norris And Wife Have A Dire Warning For Obama's America (50 comments)

well then, they are dumbasses

 +6Posted on Sep 4th, 2012 | re: Victoria Jackson Is Still Pretty Victoria Jackson-y (49 comments)

YOU don’t read history Victoria Jackson. YOU don’t! YOU.
God dammit

 +12Posted on Sep 4th, 2012 | re: Chuck Norris And Wife Have A Dire Warning For Obama's America (50 comments)

As a european I am genuinely curious as to what makes some people think socialism is the work of the devil? What is wrong with it? I don’t understaaaaaaand.

 0Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S04E12: Think About It, It's Brilliant! (112 comments)

Aw Man, I’m only just watching this now and know i know who poisoned Brock and I really wish I didn’t :(

 +8Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme - "Girl Work It" (35 comments)

I was in the middle of freaking out about my current job situation when I saw this. Gabe you are bringing me down. Thank God for Krispy Kreme.