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{Insert Martha Stewart jail/bitch joke here}
Remember when you were King Kong…now act just like that but…smaller.
This movie should be called The Hobbit: Bilbo Baggins Invetigates
“I’m not as president as you drunk I am” – rick perry’s shirt probably.
Also, I realize gay people gross some people out (grow up dumb people), but you know what grosses me out? The “breasts” Guy Fieri is so keen to gaze at are almost always 60-year old diner grandma’s! Not that grandma’s aren’t great, I love grandma’s but I do not love grandma breasts…no offense everyone’s grandma.
Gabe, are you sure my boyfriend isn’t the lead singer of Smash Mouth?
“Survived” is German for “cheated on and humiliated” so actually it’s not ironic.
Pirates of the Caribbean 5: …C’mon!
Pirates of the Caribbean 5: They’ve Made A Huge Mistake
There’s always jokes in the banana stand…
Lemonade Stand by Me
500 Rays of Sunburn (more sorry)
Children of the Corncobs
“He said it was just a name!”
“What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.”
anyone?…
I know you said ‘no comment’ Gabe, but allow me to comment on the Napoleon Dynamite cartoon. What a magnificent piece of shit.
Evolution!
The Chronicles of Riddick!
Paparrazi!
Enough!
Event Horizon!
Demolition Man!
Troy!
Don’t even get me started on Troy.
Osama’s death happened on the 8th year anniversary of former Pres. Bush’s Mission Accomplished speech…when asked about the coincidence, Bush said, “Go away, I’m hung over.”
A History of Violets
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Bloom
Marigoldfinger
Gardenia State
Seventh inning stretch Samurai
“Al Roker, Kelly Ripa AND crepes? Thats some white nonsense.”
why I otter give you a big hug.
#thank
“Who do you think you Lindsay Lohan? I am!” – Anne Hathaway’s bowling line probably.