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 0Posted on May 13th | re: Let's Talk About Mad Men And Game Of Thrones, Though (74 comments)

back in s2 I think Tyrion and Cersei had a talk about it, very similar to the “who tried to have me killed” convo they had a few weeks ago.

 0Posted on May 13th | re: Let's Talk About Mad Men And Game Of Thrones, Though (74 comments)

amy wins the race to respond correctly again! Littlefinger was a shitty nickname that he co-opted. So while geniuses like Edmure are patting themselves on the back about giving him a nickname that suggests he has a small dick, he is killing everyone.

 +3Posted on Mar 12th | re: I'm Worried About Bam Margera, You Guys (22 comments)

Well now I’m worried about Chris Pontius. At least with Bam we know he has a loving family. The only thing I know for sure Pontius had in his life was a black thong and a bow tie.

 +3Posted on Mar 4th | re: Are You The East Yorkshire Batman? (36 comments)

Can you imagine how impressed the other criminals are going to be? “How’d you get caught?” “Oh, my old lady called the cops on me while I was sleeping one off. You?” “I got taken down by the mother f’ing BATMAN.”

 +11Posted on Mar 1st | re: Monsters Ball: The Week's Best Comments (29 comments)

I don’t know if I am prouder to have “achieved” the number 2 spot than I am disappointed in myself for giggling immediately when I saw my vote total, but it is a close call.

 +21Posted on Feb 25th | re: Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize (126 comments)

I hate it when Coach Taylor is disappointed in us, you guys. :(

 +72Posted on Feb 25th | re: Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize (126 comments)

“Local Idiot Learns it is not Okay to Call a Little Girl a Cunt.”

What Book 5 does have going for it is Fatass Weyman Manderly randomly pulling the most metal revenge subplot on some tertiary characters. The North Remembers is going to be a great tagline for that season.

Whoever uploaded this video has a way different definition of the word “successful” than I do

 +18Posted on Jan 28th | re: Some Extraordinary News (69 comments)

god help any woman that Chris Brown sees trying to drink a Dr Pepper 10

 +9Posted on Jan 28th | re: Some Extraordinary News (69 comments)

Diet Pepsi got to Gabe with a little counter-programming money. That or social media is awful in almost every way.

 +1Posted on Jan 21st | re: And Isn't That Just Like Life (12 comments)

I love that their preparation for this involved one of them talking to some other guy in the area who told them he knocked a silo down and it fell “like a tree”, which explains a little bit the method behind the madness.

 +8Posted on Jan 17th | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Spring Breakers Trailer (52 comments)

Props to Harmony Korine for finally having the courage to expose the fact that America will be interested in w/e confusing garbage as long as you add some hot, nubile young babes to it. What a revelation!

 +10Posted on Jan 17th | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Spring Breakers Trailer (52 comments)

I’m pretty sure that Manti Teo’s girlfriend was driving that truck that Gabe saw, but she evaporated / got sucked into the air like in “The Forgotten” at the moment that deadspin published their story that she didn’t exist.

 +5Posted on Nov 30th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (16 comments)

I was disappointed by the lack mysterious French frigates / characters randomly exploding as a result of unstable dynamite in the Black Rock trailer.

 +9Posted on Nov 26th, 2012 | re: There Is Nothing To Say About Liz & Dick (65 comments)

If there is nothing to say about Liz & Dick can we talk about something else I saw for the first time on cable TV? That something being Doomsday Preppers in which crazy people excitedly prepare for the end of the world / their subdivision’s descent into Hobbesian chaos. The show is peppered with apparently straight-faced tips about encouraging your friends to prepare, and the subjects all seem really amped about the prospect of murdering their neighbors. I think it is on NatGeo or the History channel or something and I need someone to explain why it exists to me.

 +6Posted on Nov 21st, 2012 | re: Let Us All Be Thankful This Year, Either Way (33 comments)

Nooooooo!

 +7Posted on Nov 21st, 2012 | re: Let Us All Be Thankful This Year, Either Way (33 comments)

Hopefully that child didn’t mean Dots, the disgusting movie theater candy. The only reason to be thankful for them is because eating Dots allows you to appreciate good candy.

Didn’t the actual Segway guy ride his Segway around off-roads in the dark and, eventually, off a cliff? Guys be crazy.

Spoiler alert: I am the McAfee guy and that comment was my confession.

This is computer related, so therefore somewhat on topic, but holy moly did anyone else see the story about the McAfee Anti-Virus founder? Went crazy, moved to Belize, built a drug lab with local criminal elements to purify weird rape-drugs, possibly / probably murdered his neighbor? Yiiiiiiikes.

 +5Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor On Sesame Street (16 comments)

The BEST CASE scenario of the Elmo thing is that he didn’t molest a child, he just used his position of power to sleep with a very young intern.

 +5Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor On Sesame Street (16 comments)

Just remember that you are beautiful on the inside. Like, your brain and stuff.

 +5Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: Vincent Kartheiser Sure Gets Punched In The Face A Lot! (50 comments)

Haven’t been punched in the face since grade school, but I did get choked out one time when I tried to drunkenly stop a bar fight and didn’t realize one of the combatants burly friends was right behind me. Inserting myself into that situation was the closest my then-girlfriend now-wife ever came to breaking up with me. I’m a dummy!

 +4Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (40 comments)

I’m pretty sure everyone “knew” what happened, but they were not alright with it. The fact that what he did was wrong, and he’d be in serious trouble for it, is a plot point throughout season 1, not to mention the fact that how crazed Luther was by that point caused his life to fall apart just prior to season 1 starting. Plus the dude he let fall had a little girl (the latest of many) stuffed in a box, slowly suffocating to death IIRC.