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Given that the script writer worked on the upcoming Akira abomination, we can pretty much assume that Mowgli is going to be renamed Jack, a 19 year old from the urban jungle of New Chicago. Baloo will be played by Fat Joe.
On the topic of etiquette while attending a baseball game, why can grown adults not understand the concept of waiting to the end of a half inning to get up and/or come back from concessions? They end like every ten minutes! They aren’t going to run out of soft pretzels and beer!
Yes, they they changed the actor, you are not nuts. He was either a pain in the ass on set or wanted to do other things, depending on what random internet posting you want to believe. (those are your only two options)
And here I was worried that our generation would never find its version of the Muppets.
Oh my glob, I was planning on making the exact same recommendation.
Even the dude playing Sam is killing it! That character is such a one-note mary sue in the books and he just seems way better on the show.
Just wait until Film Critic Hulk appears on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.
Additionally this is why I hate “Rent”. The one character who is portrayed as this horrible villan is pretty much the only one with a job, while everyone else makes shitty “art” and does drugs. The villan was trying to convert the building into a community cybercafe or something, and its this huge affront to these worthless sacks of shit that he asks them to at least pay for their portion of the utilities they use. Put down your camera, take off your stupid scarf and get a job, Mark.
This is one of the most terrifying explanations of happiness I’ve ever heard. Something about his voice makes me nervous.
At long last I have the answer to my question of whether Gabe hated Eat, Pray, Love because he thinks women belong in the kitchen or because it was the worst type of entitled self indulgent bullshit psuedophilosophy imaginable.
Was he literally chained to the desk? He got drilled in the back of the head by an egg. Get the fuck out of there, Heroditus!
One thing I really appreciate about the TV show is that it at least attempts to humanize Cersei a little bit while in the books she is just relentlessly the worst all the time with no redeeming qualities.
I read an exerpt of a short story GRRM wrote called “Portraits of His Children” in which a slovenly author’s sexy, underage creation comes to life and then seduces him. So much issues.
Don’t mess with the ice queen if you can’t handle the ice burns, I guess. It is kind of crazy that the zinger about incest wasn’t even close to being the harshest line in any exchange.
Got it. From now on whenever I’m minding my own business and somebody does something terrible to me for no reason, I’ll make sure I check with pop culture blogs before deciding to accept an apology to make sure I’m doing it right.
To be fair to Francis, and to be a huge nerd myself, the ending of Mass Effect 3 was indeed terrible and disappointing.
Would you be up to the challenge of suggesting to your child that he find Tom Brady and give ‘em a punch?
Jerry Sandusky, what are you doing on the internet?
Since always? Really long reviews of garbage shows (and good shows) have always been a staple here. I think I started reading v-gum because of the Lost reviews.
Kelly: I have an important update for you in the war on horrible bugs. Last night St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Matt Holliday had to be removed from a game when, while he was just standing around in the outfield, a moth fucking flew into his ear and lodged itself in his ear canal. It was removed later by trainers with a pair of tweezers, no word on if it laid eggs in his brain.
Maybe Nicholas Sparks, author of “the Notebook” and “Nights in Rodanthe”, has a really dry sense of humor and he was taking the piss out of himself by calling the work of one of America’s greatest authors “pulpy, overwrought and melodromatic”.
Or maybe Nicholas Sparks can go get fucked.
Sportsgum: Jay Cutler was lucky by the end of last season that all his limbs were still physically attached to the rest of his body, given the beating he took. His biggest sin appears to be have a terminal case of “shit face” all the time.
They did haul them up to Sarah Palin’s Alaska at some point.
Except the part about almost fainting because she drank her orange juice too fast. That is a thing that happens? Or is that code for “I had a horrible hangover”?
5. He just spent a significant amount of time thinking about cancer and the inevitability of death.