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 +6Posted on Oct 12th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (51 comments)

If you’re not at least given comp time, I’d adopt a stealthy, backdoor exit plan for the rest of my days there. I currently switch up my entrance and exit plans on a random pattern throughout the day so absolutely no one knows where or when to expect my sudden, unexpected OH! HEYYYYYS! sprinkled throughout the day. Keep them on their feet: Keep them low on available schedule cover-uppers. Side-note: Mostly everyone thinks I’m super anti-social but NOPE..just stead-fastly against working OT without the actual OT pay. Oh! and for the cunty interviewer..passive-aggression is a THING for a reason. Next time (or even in a follow-up email) go for the gold in backhanded compliments about their specific position and how you’re impressed they’re *now allowed/trusted to evaluate candidates.” It’s 1 part complimentary and 2 parts judmental about their status in the organization. Also, aiming for a 2:1 ratio of equaling belitting comments to the interviewer works well. That’s more of a going out blazing style of interview but F-it. That bitch wasn’t hiring you anyway :-/ Might as well giver her an enduring self-esteem complex on your way out..or more realistically, a more faceted S-E complex because she didn’t become a monster out of nowhere..ehh..tl:dr If they’re a bitch, smile as pleasantly as possible and be the biggest, subtle cuntress as possible. Oh! Last thing I promise: If she has pics of her kids, make a point to say “Ohhh! they’re SOOO..” and let that dropped sentence dwell in her consciousness for a long, long time trying to figure if you were ending that sentence positively or bitchely..I’m evil, I know. But I beat self-important authoritative figures at their own game like a BOSS.

 +2Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Go Ahead And Let Those Emotions Out (46 comments)

I once watched a woman end her engagement after finding her (ex)-fiance cheating on her at Applebee’s. Threw the ring down dramatically at the table in front of the other chick and everything. This was the only place to escape Southern MD with drinks at the time. Her friends caught the guy with the other woman and called the fiance there to see. It was hilariously sad.:’-( Sucked for her but it was like a real life Real Housewives episode for me.

 +14Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Good Morning America Concerning The Chris Brown Situation (180 comments)

You do know Charlie Sheen shot someone, right? And has a long history of abuse against women? He locked a prostitute in a closet like a couple of months ago so those issues are still bubbling under the “looks like a jackass” surface..It’s just funny how people pick and choose which celebrity’s violent history to overlook.

 +3Posted on Dec 16th, 2010 | re: An Open Letter To The Clay Duke Surveillance Tape (184 comments)

I honestly don’t think the majority of people who watch this find anything amusing about this video. I think that’s an incredibly cynical view. I believe that most people find it horrifying and just questioned how they themselves would react if placed in this exact situation. Stop blowing everything up into a reason why people are so horrible. It’s really just used as a way to make yourself feel better for being “so above it”.

 0Posted on Jul 9th, 2010 | re: LeBron James Moving To Miami OR: Rachel Bilson Pumping Gas (96 comments)

Wait. Cleveland tickets are only $50?! That’s downright cheap compared to other teams. The Wizards suck, but tickets to their games are like $100.