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Gabe, that skirt is obz a Utilikilt. What I am more confused about is whether the pink thing on that guy’s head is a mohawk or the world’s saddest beret.
Can someone please tell me I am not crazy for not thinking this was the best movie ever made? That I actually thought that though beautiful and occasionally transcendent, it also misfired in many key points and in the last 15 minutes ended up drowning in its own pretensions. Am I that jaded? Does this mean I can no longer love?
In a few days I am actually moving to New York (Poughkeepsie is close to New York, shut up) for school and so I find it particularly cruel and unusual that this is 21+. Baby monsters don’t bite (because we haven’t teethed yet), you should let us join the fun sometime.
*is definitely one.
Children people should not have webcams.
Sorry Gabe, but I think Idiocracy still holds that title, and based on the number of Brawndo jokes on Videogum I don’t think anyone disagrees.
Soft ga(y)be recapping My So Called Life is pretty much the best idea I’ve ever heard. Good thinking Bookworm! The things he’d say about Ricky…
Guys, I’m so happy right now but I also kind of taste the sad because of how AD is still cancelled.
Hey, you’re back! Or maybe you never left. Whatever. This is super creepy but literally yesterday I thought, “Hey, I haven’t seen Becca make a comment on Videogum in a really long time.” In related news, sometimes my life embarrasses me.
Same. When it started I thought, “Okay, fantasy sequence, whatever” but then as it went on I became convinced they had actually tried to pull this shit and may or may not have yelled at the tv, “NO GLEE, THAT IS NOT HOW STEMCELLS WORK!”
My first date was to this movie, only I wasn’t sure if it was a date (you’d think the fact that he chose this movie would have tipped me off, but no) and then the fact that all the characters were gay made it really awkward to talk about afterwards. A week later I made him a mix cd and went to jail for being such an indie gay stereotype.
As someone who just got into private college I would like to say YIKES! I wish I had been exploited as a youngster if it meant free school.
The most surprising thing about this video was now terrible 3OH!3 (between Ke$ha and them I don’t know how to pronounce anyone’s name anymore!) is. Ke$ha is a musical genius by comparison.
Oh, it was two songs. I was so confused. I kept skipping ahead, trying to get past the actual “music” part but IT NEVER ENDED.
Also I really feel like buying a BMW now. Curious.
Did anyone else find, “You look like you got a real bad attitude,” to be really homoerotic? Like the Lt. really wanted to Shakeweight For Men Mr. T’s man parts.
*Battleship, my bad. Xenu, please don’t smite me.
Ugh, that sex scene from Battlefield Earth was almost as gross at the one from City of Angels. Almost.
Ok, after actually watching his hosting abilities… eh. Thank you Angelina Jolie for providing the punchline for every joke involving impoverished children.
Hey, more love for Ricky Gervais. Man is a genius, and will probably be the only tolerable part of tonight.
Gabe, that you didn’t immediately understand that reference kind of feels like a personal attack. Just saying.
Am I only one who thinks he doesn’t want to pay to rip out their mistake and instead of owning up to it is making a (n actually pretty funny) joke?
I know! I kind of wish he was my boyfriend… you know, besides the part where he is CRAZY.
I am 18 so I regret to inform that I will be tardy to the party. By 3 years.
I feel like you would appreciate this site:
And yes, you will now spend the next 24 hours translating every sentence you’ve ever typed. Whoops!