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Well, then all you would need is something old, something new, and something borrowed.
to avoid blood splatter?
Oh boy, I’ll bet any time you yelled “JON!” or “JOHN!,” they both thought they had a call. Hilarity ensued!
You NEVER invite Keanu inside. Bad things can happen, Like this:
The Cake House
oops, sorry I didn’t refresh
Ketchup Me If You Can
They weren’t even all that pissed about his drunk driving issue.
What??? They always end in dance parties!
Did you celebrate back in February?
Donna Martin looks like a demon.
Dylan is decaying.
and she had those burn marks that made her self conscious but I couldn’t even see them on my TV? Way to make sure all viewers have an impossible beauty standard to live up to, even real burn victims.
But wasn’t the U4EA episode amazing? (minus Emily Valentine’s screentime)
Is that BINGO!?!? -Some Grandma Where You Work
You hear that, Notsewfast? Speak to your brethren about your wardrobe choices!
Sex & the City 2: Electric Pugaloo
Thank goodness I searched the page before becoming a plagiarist commenter. Would have gotten Winwooded. Now that I realize my idea is not original, I’ve lost the motivation to photoshop whippets on skates in a rink. Sigh…
But wait, don’t old dogs get sent to ‘the country’? Have I been lied to all these years?
Are they really gone!?!?! That’s what brought me to VG in the first place last year!
Exhibit A: A whole album of hipster dinosaurs
It’s hard to type when you’re spinning on your head!
He’s really perfected the ‘white man’s overbite’
For some reason, Blockbuster always got my account confused with my dad’s. Even though I no longer lived at home when I opened my account and I didn’t even open it at the same Blockbuster location, they mixed up our phone numbers. My dad had a cast on his leg last summer and rented a lot of video games to pass the time (my dad is a 12 year old boy) and was always late returning them (can’t drive with a freaking cast on your leg). I kept getting calls from Blockbuster on a 000-000-0000 number with a recording reading out that I needed to return title Wii (pronounced “double-u-eye-eyyyye”) while he got off without any late charges. I will always remember how annoying Blockbuster was. Oh, the memories.
In WA, I keep seeing Blockbusters and Hollywood Videos turning into liquor stores. It’s only because people haven’t figured out a way to illegally download and stream booze…..yet.