How can this comment be down-voted when it’s clearly science fact?

Had I the inclination, I would’ve made a graph representing the decline of human intelligence and the assent of bears’ over the passage of time. In the not too distant future, where the lines crossed, there would be an asterisk with a footnote that read: point in time when the aliens descend to earth, strike a bargain with the bears, and the humans stop laughing.

Anyone care to guess the carbon footprint associated with the making of this self-serving montage?

Apart from the denim vest, I like how with the sweep of her meaty arm, a herd of cattle can provide clout.

The master cleanse is not THAT bad. Until day 3, when your eyesight starts to fail and your body starts to eat itself from the inside out.

NBD.

For a split second, I thought this was a scene from Saved by the Bell.

How very Serena Van Der Woodsen of you.

:32 preroll for :39 video. That’s ballsy.

Look: it’s two-thousand and mother fucking eight, ok? Things are changing.

I’m shocked and chagrined.