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 +8Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Shane Lee Believes In Miracles (27 comments)

“That’s because I have paranoid schizohrenia, and am on medications for it, and am just fooling? around with these videos.” -Shane Lee
I think that answers at least two of your questions.

 0Posted on Oct 6th, 2009 | re: David Letterman Is Sorry That He Fucked That Lady, You Guys (29 comments)

Ok, Gabe, so I know you’re busy in LA shopping for Ed Hardy and romancing Gwyneth but can we get a Gossip Girl recap plz? Last night’s ep was kind of glorious. Ty Ty AND Lizzie McGuire!

 +7Posted on Oct 6th, 2009 | re: That's Your Sitcom: Sherri (31 comments)

On the one hand this is Sherri “the earth is flat “Shepherd, on the other this is also Mrs Tracy Jordan. Why do life’s choices have to be so difficult?

 +1Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 | re: Videogum: California Edition (67 comments)

Don’t forget Padma Lakshmi.

 +5Posted on Sep 26th, 2009 | re: Grey's Anatomy: McDreamy Is Topless A Lot. And George Dies. (20 comments)

Dr Hunt: “If we start to have sex, I’ll bury myself in you”. SHUDDER X 100000. Also, duh.

 +31Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (86 comments)

Well, according to Katie Cassidy’s illustrious Wikipedia page (cached) she “recently split with SpongeBob Squarepants is pregnant of him an (sic) is waiting their third son (and have AIDS)”. The more you know.

 +6Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: More Important Relationship Advice From Fred And Sharon (25 comments)

The unhinged laughter at the end kinda undermines the actually pretty sound advice. What gives, Sharon?

If somebody tried to wake me up like that, they would not live to write a “song” about it.

 +1Posted on May 29th, 2009 | re: ABC's Charlie Gibson Reports On The Room! (17 comments)

I have truly died and gone to heaven.

 -2Posted on May 22nd, 2009 | re: The Beautiful Life: Does The World Need Another Show About Models? (No.) (19 comments)

OMG, that was SO bad. Ok, here we go:
1) That fashion show was beyond awful, the last thing the designer wants is for girls to be showing attitude during a runway ( unless he’s Cavalli) and to such shitty shitty music!
2) Zac Posen has become as bloated as his ego. He can make such pretty clothes but WTF was that?
3) A real model wouldn’t cover up with a rag – EVER. She’d walk around naked. Take some risks, CW! Or shoot from the collarbone up
4) I thought I would never have to see Mischa Barton’s trapped panda eyes ever again when she died on the OC, but look who’s come crawling back to television. And to the CW no less – sad.
5) Ashton Kutcher should just stop.

 +10Posted on May 19th, 2009 | re: Gossip Girl: Season Finale (20 comments)

That special fucking snowflake’s boobage (side and front) was even more out of control than usual this time. But srsly, Chuck and Blair can basically rule the world already.

 +4Posted on May 18th, 2009 | re: Ed Hardy Reminds Us That He Is The Worst (34 comments)

As a fashion student (yeah, I know), this really hurts my mind grapes. Star Fuckery 101.

 +2Posted on May 18th, 2009 | re: As If We Didn't Already Know That Shia LaBeouf Is Not Michel Gondry (35 comments)

That was a song?

 +5Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: Janeane Garofalo Ambushes Bill O'Reilly's Ambusher (68 comments)

WTF is he talking about? Janeane is fucking adorable. He’d be lucky to get a pity hug from her.

 +4Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: Gossip Girl: I Hate The '80s (24 comments)

I’m just gonna pretend this episode didn’t happen. I mean, seriously, Chuck? Why don’t you take it one step further and draw Nate and Blair a bubble bath and throw in a condom tray while you’re at it? I care about this show waayy too much.

 +2Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hanging Up (117 comments)

My BFF in 7th grade told me I had to watch it because it’s awesome. We are not BFFs anymore.

 +1Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: Abraham Lincoln And Queen Elizabeth Finally Do It (22 comments)

Of course you did.

 +4Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: Barack Obama, The Lisa Lampanelli Of Washington (18 comments)

Is he the best or what? He’s so the best.

 +1Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: Soulja Boy As Bad At Vlogs As He Is At Music (13 comments)

God, I hate Soulja Boy. That obnoxious dance, the concept of “superman that ho”, now his stupid ass munchies video – it’s like he wants me to come over to his house and give him a stern lecture about good taste and common human decency

 -1Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: Aziz Ansari Talks About His Friend Kanye On Jimmy Kimmel (12 comments)

Ditto.

 +3Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: Cheemo: The Creepy Pierogi That Transcends Ethnicity (8 comments)

Oh shit, don’t remind me. My Russian grandmother used to make those all the time on Easter. After seeing that japanese movie “Dumplings” I can’t look her in the eyes anymore.

 +11Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: There's No Safe Way To Have Sex With Crazy-Eyes Nymphets (39 comments)

Yeah, cuz Michael Sweet looks like the very picture of abstinence. Dude reeks of coke and boob glitter.

 0Posted on May 9th, 2009 | re: We Get It Eminem, You're Awful Now (30 comments)

Someone needs to explain to Eminem what a snobby model looks like.

 +9Posted on May 8th, 2009 | re: Mindy Kaling's Sexy Victory Dance (20 comments)

I’m oddly yet totally attracted to Ed Helms

 +1Posted on May 7th, 2009 | re: Creepy Talking Baby Ads Should Be Left To The Professionals (11 comments)

Alright, let’s discuss this creepiness. Well actually let’s not. Double Dog? yay