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THIS IS a much BETTER desert island COMIC.
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VIDEOGUM PROFESSIONAL INFORMATION:
Gabe is ALWAYS making a tad FUN of everything. IT’S his WEIRDING way that allows HIM TO WALK the Golden PATH of the Bloggers. We shall SEE IF IT CONSUMES him into a SNARK-WORM God thing that NEVER SHUTS the hell up.
HOLY fuck. SINGLE goddamn INDIAN tear over HERE, CHRIS.
FUCKIN amateurs. Clearly SOMEONE DIDN’T say a full prayer before she JUMPED. BUT AT LEAST she’s still going, I SUPPOSE. I’ll PROBABLY just be shitting myself WHEN I’m her age. AT LEAST I know I’ll be shitting FUCKIN RED, WHITE, and blue, THOUGH.
GEORGE Washington.
or ROBOCOP.
The only TWO ACCEPTABLE answers.
LAURA Palmer?
I THOUGHT all girl SLEEPOVERS were pillow FIGHTS that led to SOME MAKING out and then LENGTHY, LATE NIGHT discussions about GAYLE RUBIN’S sex-positive blast AGAINST the second-wave feminism anti-pornography MOVEMENT and her specific contrasts with other writers SUCH AS Ellen WILLIS and ANDREA Dworkin, ultimately arriving at some KIND OF contested conclusion AS TO WHERE that places the ROLE OF sexual liberation IN third-wave feminism (eg, HOW the feminist community at large REACTS TO feminist protests such as THE SLUT Walks).
Have I BEEN wrong this WHOLE FUCKING time?!
AND LET the terrorists WIN? Come. THE. Fuck. On. BETTER luck NEXT TIME, explainer GUY.
I HAVEN’T watched the VIDEO, BUT I must be out OF THE LOOP because I don’t UNDERSTAND anything about what the fuck THIS IS supposed to BE ABOUT.
WHICH translation IS IT? I have BOTH THE Pevear and Volokhonsky and THE MORE traditional CONSTANCE GARNETT version, but SOME OF THE diction IN THE FORMER seems FUCKIN wonky and KINDA turns ME OFF. I’VE HEARD it’s the BETTER, though, SO I’M JUST gonna go the fuck AHEAD with that. I read IT FOR an hour OR two ONE evening AND GOT 100 or so pages INTO it, but HAD TO drop it FOR SOME OTHER shit. DEFINITELY wanna get back to IT.
UH, WELL, you surely DIDN’T WATCH it for intellectual or ENTERTAINMENT reasons, I can A-FUCKIN-SSURE you.
AND NONE of that HUNGER Games bullshit, THANKS.
Or FIFTY SHADES of Oh Look I Spanked YOUR ASS a FEW Times How Racy
SUMMER reading FOR ME as OF RIGHT now:
2666 (NEARLY done)
Against the DAY
NOTES From the Underground
The BROTHERS Karamazov
I’m open TO SOME other suggestions as WELL.
BECAUSE IT’S the worst FUCKING show on TV. Not every show CAN PULL off being about INSIPID, shitty characters AND MAN cannot that show NOT.
WHERE THE fuck is THAT shit? DID SOME dickhole’d, dirty commies VOTE THAT shit out of VIDEOGUM’S five year PLAN OR something?
In the MOUNTAINS, there you feel fucking FREE. I READ, MUCH OF the goddamn night, and go SOUTH IN the winter
WITH a fucking WHIMPER. Get out and READ SOME poetry and culture and SHIT. JESUS.
AKA REMINDS you of WHAT the fuck IS IMPORTANT.
FOR FUCKIN real. Remember HOW PEOPLE used to be ALL terrified OF THEIR MOTHER’S showing their GIRLFRIENDS OR whatever PICTURES OF them as babies with LITTLE dickies? The INTERNET HAS made that so MUCH WORSE. PARENTS actively plan for THAT shit, and since so MANY PEOPLE ARE pretty much shitheads already, it just SEEMS TO make it THAT MUCH worse. GOOD LUCK with high school, KID.
NOW THIS kid knows what IT WAS like to WATCH Tron: LEGACY.
HE MUST be the Highlander. CLEARLY, GREEN Lantern should HAVE KILLED this wet blanket motherfucker and YET HE REMAINS.
A REDUNDANT ass motherfucker who REFUSES TO SHUT his goddamn ass UP FOR like 80 pages. For freedom OR SOME shit I guess.
GABE, ARE you making A VIDEO again? THOSE are the fuckin BEST!
DON’T you go insulting TROY now.
CLEARLY, THE advantage WAS not mine. AND WITH THAT fucking super EMBARRASSMENT: LATER y’all.