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 +1Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Entourage S08E05: The Greatest Love Stories Ever Told (15 comments)

Wait. Is this baked clams thing a real part of the show? It seems like it could be easily made up to highlight how ridicuous this show is, but then again this show seems to do a great job of that on it’s own.

 +3Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E06: Did Friggen Shakespeare Write This Episode? (42 comments)

To those who thought last season jumped the shark, this episode proves that the shark was just doing a backflip and is now back in the muthafuckin water. Great recap!

 +2Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs (92 comments)

i just realized that i enjoy these WMOAT posts immensely despite the fact that i never, ever watch these movies. would the true blood reviews have the same effect? CAN I STOP WATCHING TRUE BLOOD NOW?

 0Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs (92 comments)

hard ticket to hawaii is awesome. it is not worthy of the WMOAT. we all should be celebrating the films of Andy Sidaris regularly.

 +1Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (152 comments)

no, i really wanted an explanation! and i still don’t get it! how does one get an animal thingy? did they explain that in the earlier movies?

 +3Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (152 comments)

didn’t read the books so…

can someone explain what was meant by HP’s momz and snape having the same misty animal thingy? were they trying to say that HP’s mom was a ho and that snape could be his dad? that can’t be true, right? HP and James-dad have the same glasses so he must be the real dad…so what did they mean by that?

 +2Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E03: The Witches Of Barfwick (27 comments)

i can’t wait until sookie is revealed as a troll (because that will mean that she soon will be dead).

 +14Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Glee Season 2 Finale Open Thread (46 comments)

end of last week (after all the tears) – Quinn: JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT I DO IN NEW YORK.

what she did in new york: cut her hair.
SUCK ON THAT, FINN.

 +11Posted on May 4th, 2011 | re: Meet Michael Clancy (15 comments)

Michael Clancy is now doing a Su Thang.

 +6Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: Game Of Thrones Premiere: Open Thread (107 comments)

and BOOBS. and BUTTS. seriously, so much nudity. I was right to keep track of how many boobs there were by counting each one individually. Me and that crazy-one-boob-exposed-dancing lady must shop at the same Forever TwentyOne-Boob.

 0Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: What Was Nicolas Cage's Prison Nickname? (76 comments)

http://youtu.be/CyXl2RMZ0Po

 +3Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: What Was Nicolas Cage's Prison Nickname? (76 comments)

Ya Burnt (Toast)

 +6Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Trailer, You Guys (68 comments)

if you couldn’t bring yourself to watch the entire trailer, i implore you to try again. the thoughtful ape at the end makes it all worth while.

WHAT IS HE THINKING ABOUT? my guess, naked franco.

seriously though, this song is a jam.

I can’t wait for the “toaster strudel dog hovering on a tornado of dreams to a doo wop woof woof” song!

 +17Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: Meet Braco, Be Changed (93 comments)

One must not be pregnant past her first trimester because Braco’s gaze impregnates you. then you’d have a baby who was pregnant with Braco’s baby. and Braco doesn’t want that.

 0Posted on Feb 27th, 2011 | re: The Videogum 2011 Academy Awards Pool (177 comments)

Best picture: the kings speech

Actor: James Franco

Actress: Natalie portman

Supporting actor: Geoffrey rush

Supporting actress:Helena bonham Carter

Director: Darren aronofsky

Original screenplay: the kings speech

Adapted screenplay: winters bone

Foreign: biutiful

Animated: toy story 3

Art direction: true grit

Cinematography: inception

Costume design: the tempest

Documentary: exit through the gift shop

Film Editing: black swan

Sound editing: inception

Sound mixing: inception

Visual effects: inception

 +5Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: Crazy Crazy Awesome Awesome Is Our Generation's Brokencyde (86 comments)

i move to hang all the teens up by the lip rings and issue public spankings until this stops.

 +2Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Good News/Bad News, Detroit (53 comments)

no it’s not. i am very, very pro this statue. and it’s inspired people to start other fundraising efforts for things that they deem to be more “worthy”

http://www.thepoint.com/campaigns/campaign-0-2000

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1438628126/support-a-meaningful-art-picnic-and-play-park-in-d

people who want to make detroit better need hope and need to believe that they can make things happen in this city. the robocop statue helped with that.

i remember writing a poem for school that completely ripped off “to whom it concerns” – it was probably one of my earliest memories of my now long history with plagarism. thanks rosanne!

also, i still can feel the scary feelings i felt when rosanne and dan would fight.

i was just thinking the same thing. did i miss something here? GABE & TOPHER IN CAHOOTS?

and my google image search for “cahoots” lead me to this:

 +8Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker (100 comments)

next time i invite anyone to my marital bed, i will use this dance to seal the deal. thanks, videogum!

 0Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Breaking Ant News: Have You Seen This Ant Murderer? (46 comments)

reading Geek Love right now – this just reminded me of the part in the book where Chick stomps on ants. you know, because of all the ant stomping.

 +3Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: Keenan Builds The World's First Lip Dub-Based Entertainment Empire (15 comments)

BOXER PUPPIES YOU SAY? here is like 400+ pictures of our boxer puppy – http://picasaweb.google.com/nathan.j.hunt/BettyBacon#

that was 4 years ago. she has still yet to jump on a trampoline :(

 +4Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: Take A Knee, Gentlemen (59 comments)

also remember that greenland is full of ice, but iceland is very nice.