Sorry Gabe. I think I beat you to the punchline on this one: http://videogum.com/367882/the-perfect-crime-robbing-7-11-in-a-gumby-costume/justice/comment-page-1/#comment-8852912 …or at least Canada did?

I like the Canadian news coverage of this story better, where a) the clerk thought it was Sponge Bob, b) tells the robber not to bother, and c) didn’t think to report it.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2011/09/07/gumby-robbery-california.html?cmp=rss

Methinks *somebodies* an ass man…it could be anyone really.

I think it’s wild that in a post premised on John Hamm being a goof, no one has noticed that he’s eating lunch with Jack McBrayer!

Actually baby carrots are already just regular carrots rebranded for yuppies. Turns out Americans don’t like irregular shaped carrots, so the carrot industry takes all of those millions of pounds of deformed carrots, puts them through massive water sanders and whittles them down to ‘baby’ carrots. They’re actually really bad for the environment due to all the wasted energy and extra carbon involved in the process, and they end up being kind of bland versions of the original carrot. So there you go, turns out none of us are better than the fatties.