Done and done.

Today is my sister’s birthday. I always thought that I was the cooler sibling because my birthday was Issac Hanson’s half birthday. Boy, was I wrong.

Meerkat Manor and Buffy are the only two complete series I own. That is all you will never need to know about me.

Insert 160 puns here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw&feature=player_embedded

This kid can’t even count, why would I listen to him?

I wanted antonia to make it through just to see mike’s face when he lost.

“Me? Lose to a girl? That’s unpossible” -Mike Isabella

I think it’s nice to see that the younger generation still has some respect for ritual sacrifice.

I’ never been. Now I want to go. Laugh all you want, internet, Sonia Productions Inc. wins again.

My mom claims the first penis she ever saw was that belonging to a young hasidic man exposing himself on the A train. She claims it wasn’t circumsized, leading to the number one unanswered question in the family: fake jew or fake foreskin?

So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong

He escaped from Charlie Sheen’s blood! Was he checked for disease?

dang. i don’t know how to do anything with this new pos computer. (hangs head in pc incompetence shame).