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 +14Posted on Aug 20th, 2012 | re: "Legitimate Rape" Is OUR Generation's "Rape-Rape" (125 comments)

Well, I heard that if you douche with Dr. Pepper after sex, you can’t get pregnant. Not sure if it also works with diet….

 +20Posted on Aug 20th, 2012 | re: "Legitimate Rape" Is OUR Generation's "Rape-Rape" (125 comments)

I would just like everyone to know: earlier this month (specifically the first Tuesday in August) I hauled my ass out of bed and drove all the way downtown JUST to cast a ballot against this guy.

This is slightly disturbing though and hopefully his latest “spoutings” help change the climate of this thing:
Conservative Republican challenger Todd Akin is 11 points atop incumbent Democrat Claire McCaskill, 51% to 40%. Akin leads 7:1 among Tea party members.

McCaskill holds 80% of the Democratic base, compared to Akin, who holds 91% of the Republican base. Independents favor the Republican by 16 points. Akin leads materially among the less educated; McCaskill ties Akin among college graduates.

Akin leads among rich and poor voters. Akin, who is a U.S. Congressman from suburban St. Louis, manages to come within 5 points of McCaskill in the Democratic stronghold of greater St. Louis. Elsewhere in the state, the Republican leads. McCaskill has a 10-point advantage among the youngest voters, but Akin leads among voters age 35+.

Ick.

 +6Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 | re: Go Ahead And Let Those Emotions Out (46 comments)

They showed this clip on our local news last night. At the end of it our anchor said, “Fortunately, she okay and was able to walk away on her own after the incident.”

 -10Posted on May 21st, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Season Finale (46 comments)

Was no one else (even slightly) offended by Jon Hamm’s blatantly racist “Italian-face” for the cold opening? I wasn’t keeping exact count but I’m pretty sure they were able to squeeze in every Italian stereotype ever invented into that little ditty.

 +6Posted on May 8th, 2012 | re: What's The Best Compliment You've Ever Received? (45 comments)

The Hulk punches Thor??!! You could have at least been polite enough to mark it with **Spoiler Alert**. You probably just ruined the movie for me.

 +18Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Dear Internet, Did We Miss Something? (63 comments)

The third time I watched this I laughed so hard I cried. And then I peed my pants a little bit. Because I’m pregnant, and that’s what happens sometimes. But really, thank you for this, despite the dribble.

 +10Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: Combining Passions: Cracking Whips And Playing Harmonica (11 comments)

I’ve been combining my two favorite passions for a long time: eating sandwhiches and watching Price Is Right. I guess I need to follow through and post a video.

 +5Posted on Feb 22nd, 2012 | re: Worf Gets Denied (14 comments)

I only watched 5 minutes of this and *my* self-esteem was damaged. I’m sad-ish now.

 +5Posted on Oct 27th, 2011 | re: Well, Here Is A Photo Of Melissa McCarthy Dressed Up As Divine (25 comments)

Well, I think her tits look amazing.

 +2Posted on Oct 27th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (34 comments)

Who was the first person to throw an empty pizza box in the beautiful Serengeti home of the big cat refugees? ‘Cause at that point he was just doing it to be a dick.

 0Posted on Oct 21st, 2011 | re: Terrifying Man Is Terrified Of Puppies (48 comments)

Is this an SNL skit? Like, seriously, why haven’t they done this yet?

 +7Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: A Terrible Surprise From A Beautiful Man (83 comments)

“Halloween is for pagans and the soul-less. I’ll be attending Mass instead.”

 +27Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: A Terrible Surprise From A Beautiful Man (83 comments)

YES! He’s in the Gaga video, which was on Pop-Up video. And my husband and I got into a huge argument about this guy’s ability to get a normal job. Because he can’t. He can only be in Lady Gaga music videos. But apparently also as a spokesmodel for concealer. This post has saved my marriage.

 +7Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: The "John Travolta Was Snubbed By KFC" Game! (39 comments)

“John, I could have told you they don’t book parties.”
-Kirk Cameron

 +3Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's (ANNOTATED) Emmys Scrapbook (66 comments)

I looked up “chuff” in the dictionary (m-w.com) and she didn’t even use it right, in any context. I hate her.

 +2Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: There Are Still Decent Strangers In This World Also (40 comments)

This happened in Salt Lake City. Which is full of Mormons, who don’t swear. So, that answers that.