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 +8Posted on Mar 30th | re: Woman Terrorized By Spike Lee's Tweets Is Selfish Monster (100 comments)

As a point of clarification, the situation you bring up has to do with the New Black Panther Party which has nothing to do, historically or ideologically, with the Black Panther Party (for Self Defense). The former is merely trying to gain credibility by co-opting the name of the latter.

 0Posted on Mar 7th | re: Guessing Parks And Recreation's Multiple Endings, For Fun! (26 comments)

Frustrated punk rocker Andy Dwyer quits his shoeshine job after slugging Jerry, and is later dumped by April at a party. Wandering the streets in frustration, he is recruited in the repossession of a car by a repo agent. After discovering his parents have donated his college fund to a televangelist, he joins the repossession agency (Helping Hand Acceptance Corporation) as an apprentice “repo man”. During his training, he is introduced into the mercenary and paranoid world of Tom Haverford, befriended by a UFO conspiracy theorist Kyle, confronted by rival repo agent Jean-Ralphio, discovers Ann has turned to a life of crime, is lectured to near cosmic unconsciousness by Chris Traeger, and finds himself entangled in a web of intrigue concerning a huge repossession bounty on a 1964 Chevy Malibu driven by Donna, a lunatic government scientist, with Top Secret cargo in the trunk.

Factual Error:

There is no such thing as cow semen.

 +10Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK) (172 comments)

Not Texas related, and certainly not funny, an innocent man named Troy Davis is set to be executed on September 21st. Sorry to be all videobum(mer).

 +2Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: How People Who Get Mad At You For Killing Bugs See Bugs (46 comments)

It’s available through naturehouseinc.com and means you can avoid killing, or even touching, bugs and insects.

 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (5 comments)

test:

It’s available through naturehouseinc.com and means you can avoid touching and/or killing bugs and insects.

 +3Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Airlifted Dog Story Sounds Reasonable (51 comments)

It was the cops’ decision to send the helicopter as opposed having a few of them put down the doughnuts long enough to scale the mountain and bring the dog down. Send the cops the bill.

 +1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Gold Surprise (58 comments)

Scrub the blog URL watermark, put this on a loop, and submit it to PS 1, and you’re guaranteed a one person show. #VideoArtIsNeverNotTerrible

 +2Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: Song Mashup Is Fun But Challenging For Some (35 comments)

Nice job, Burroughs.

 0Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: The World's First Dog To Receive Four Prosthetic Legs For Some Reason (36 comments)

If you’re looking to adopt, these folks are really good:
http://www.barcshelter.org

 +5Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: A Delta Employee Maybe Peed On This Guy's Luggage (47 comments)

What’s his accent? You’re-a-peein?

 +1Posted on Jun 20th, 2011 | re: Teenagers, You Are Still Liking Music Wrong (48 comments)

And I hope he doesn’t make it to 35.

 +5Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Russian Pranks Are Honest (42 comments)

Assault + Canned Laughter = Prank

It’s simple math, really.

 +4Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: Design The Skyline Is YOUR Generation's Brokencyde (49 comments)

And just when I was convinced jeggings were over.

 +1Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Stupid Graffiti Marriage Proposal Isn't That Bad (46 comments)

I don’t think either of them are marrying Caitlin. This looks like a commissioned piece, painted by Tats Cru. Jeffrey and Caitlin are likely disgusting East Village drones, the former thinking graffiti is an edgy and neat way to propose.

 +1Posted on Apr 22nd, 2011 | re: Last Minute Best New Party Game: #unnecessarysequels (141 comments)

Sober and Lucid

How is this not the Eighth Spring Jam of 2011?

 +16Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: Happy Third Birthday, Videogum! (145 comments)

More like Gabe DelaHAAAY.

 +2Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: My Head Feels Like It's Getting An Elephant Massage (59 comments)

Squirter Hero. Hilariously disgusting. Or is that the other way around?

 +2Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: Kid Cudi Baby Vs. Death Metal Baby (47 comments)

Birth Crisis

You should be honored by my lateness.

 +2Posted on Mar 11th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Normal Interview With An Eye Witness (47 comments)

It was like an interview with the Klan, that dude got so racial.

 +1Posted on Mar 7th, 2011 | re: Teen Korner: Willow Smith's "21st Century Girl" Music Video (80 comments)

And this was meant to be a reply to JuliaStepchild. Aww, nuts.

 +2Posted on Mar 7th, 2011 | re: Teen Korner: Willow Smith's "21st Century Girl" Music Video (80 comments)

A lot of people say that young adults are violent, right? But how would you feel if you were old enough to have intercourse with a partner of your choice, and yet you could not drink in pubs?

 +13Posted on Mar 2nd, 2011 | re: Teen Korner: Oxford English Dictionary Recognizes "SEXTing" (51 comments)

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