“What is best in life, Gabe?”

“To crush your enemy-bloggers, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”

I remember being catapulted into the world of “The Notebook” by eating sandwich filled with wood-chips and bland, bland mayonaise.

Saying “I’m a veteran” in an interview should automatically oblige the person to say which war they…veteranated (?).

Grenadan Invasion Veteran < World War II veteran*

* Except for Dick Whitman, the cad and bounder.

The point about “they’ve already been down this path once before, one begins to get the sense that they’re poking it for poking’s sake” isn’t strictly true. The first time South Park featured Mohammed there was no censorship, and no-one took any offence at it. It was only after those cartoons ran in Denmark that it became an issue.

Apologies for the lack of sarcasm and/or ironic use of ebonics in the above.

I’m just back from a flash-sideways alternate universe where the Joel Schumacher Batman movies, the 90s remakes of The Mod Squad and The Avengers are all critically acclaimed. Green Hornet will be just fine…

Kevin Smith and what looks like a formal-wear hockey jersey. I’m surprised the camera didn’t just burst into flames of worst.

The Hurt Locker made money, it’s not like Kathryn Bigelow had to sell her house to get it into theatre. Although maybe she did her good deed after making Point Break and made a huge donation to the Jimmy Carter Library.

Just so I’m clear, The Hurt Locker didn’t end the war in Iraq. So it hasn’t passed the Videogum/Slumdog Millionaire bar for being a good movie, right? Kathryn Bigelow should at least be throwing some money at repairing roads in Basra or something.