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News Flash: CNN uncovers a real life atheist being reasonable and affable about her beliefs! Thank God.
(disclaimer: Just poking fun at my fellow non-believers! We’re portrayed as being grumpy about it, well…all the time.)
In the true spirit of summer (high)school, let’s spoil summertime fun by watching really awful movies together and talking about why we hated/didn’t hate them so much!! We could call it…Searching for Not Very Good Movies (I’m working on the name still…)
Can we get everyone to catch up on The Americans, because I loved it and would love to talk about the past season with everyone here!! It looked like there was going to be a weekly post on it, but alas…
Luther is great! I’m always confused as to whether it’s been cancelled or not though…
Also, musically…what a beast of an episode!!
Add the FCC to a list of things Kanye doesn’t care about…his half-assed attempts to censor himself was great/kinda distracting.
He said in the NYT interview about him leaving that he didn’t plan on doing anything special, just a wave goodbye at the end. What a guy (unless you count he Stefon send off as something special)!
Was this the first SNL season finale that kind of had…closure? It seemed weird, but I liked it.
…couldn’t you just as easily argue it’s a vegetable in the shape of marzipan (I know, it doesn’t fully flesh out…bare with me though)? Forget adults who need science “brought down” to them, what about really smart kids? Stuff like Mr. Wizard and Bill Nye and I would have to imagine NDT if I was still 10 were what got me super into science to begin with. They were entertaining as hell, and I felt that the world was being explained to me. So what if it was dumbed down a bit? It turned out to be something I pursued as an adult, where the super dry complex stuff came in.
This matters so fucking much. I wish I could upvote this more than once.
5/5. The obviously homemade raviolis were the best I’ve ever had. Ever. They paired beautifully with my Blue Ribbon Garbage Burger (with truffle oil!! Great touch!) and Caesar Egg Salad entree. Ohmigod please help they’ve got my wife locked in the kitchen freezer and say that the police will never find us if I don’t finish this review my name is Allen Thomas and I’ve been missing for what feels like 3 days now please someone report this review to the authorities before they force feed me another slice of garbage pie. I even found some room for some of Amy’s DELICIOUS homemade pizza that some ungrateful internet asshole bully clearly didn’t have the class to appreciate and left behind. Because the incompetent waitstaff wouldn’t show the rude guest what’s what, Samy had to kindly escort him out. Real Gentleman, that guy!
All in all, an A+ experience! These two are a true gift from God!
1.75. Take the over. The waaay over.
Anyone watch Part I and catch the weird, veiled racism about why it’s hard to find good workers in Arizona?? I encourage you to watch again. There went all my sympathy for these two.
I think this is an example of the internet breaking people, but I don’t think it’s a bad thing here. Pre-internet, they keep yelling at customers and serving shitty food and stealing from employees….and probably get away with it for much longer than they probably will now. At least people won’t waste their money there.
As to the mental health issues…yeah I get that vibe too. But does anyone think they were going to find help for themselves otherwise? Seriously?
…and training wheels!! Because he needed to be even more adorable.
one is primarily a noun, the other is primarily a verb
Here’s where I hope the question wasn’t rhetorical…
The bike advocate nerd in me wants to blab about the whole you must wear a helmet thing being kind of overblown and misguided (“kind of”, I still ride with one most of the time…especially downtown)…but yeah, it wouldn’t kill ya kids!! Especially on the bmx course.
I forgot to use my pseudo-videogum-nym. My pleasure!
This first tagline just hit waaaaaaay too close to home. Ouch.
And what’s up with cute kittens and puppies?? They’re great, don’t get me wrong, GREAT! But keep those little bundles of joy to yourself! Enjoy them IN PRIVATE!! They’re great, but it seems self-aggrandizing to show off how cute of a pet you bought and what cute tricks you taught them because you’re so great. Don’t get me wrong, they’re great!! But keep it to yourself maybe? Great.
…RIP Animal Farm posts.
It’s basically just the whole bacon worship thing…but in person form.
…and even this guy isn’t the most famous woodworker on the internet! Talkin’ bout porn guys!
In my head it’s even more precious because I’m pretending they’re father/daughter! Try it!!
Amen to this. All I have to say in addition is it’s pretty much the exact same situation with racial issues and white backlash. I know, I know…shocking revelation…just thought it’s worth pointing out.
I was grossed out until I thought “this really isn’t too far removed from custard, right?”…and also remembered that eggs are amazing so this can’t NOT be good!