We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Part Three
It's hard out there! I know it's hard out there. This guy knows it's hard out there. If it's not one thing, it's another. You just have to keep your head down, and do whatever it takes to get through the day. For some people that means unwinding after a day at the office with a nice scotch and an episode of Ice Road Truckers. ("I'm just so excited to find out if they drive that truck successfully over that ice!") For some people it's taking a pottery class at the local community center, or swing dance lessons with a teacher you found on craigslist who smells like alcohol and plastic. It's like T.I. said before he went to prison for attempting to purchase machine guns with silencers on them: you can have whatever you like! (Except machine guns with silencers on them.)
This is America!
And OK, maybe you want to dress up in a terrifyingly "life-like" horse costume and prance around in your backyard in front of some dilapidated furniture, like some kind of living humanoid Cirque Du AHHHHHHHH. Go for it, dude.
Hey, if it gives me vivid waking nightmares that's my fault for not exercising my natural right as an American citizen to stab my eyes out. MEANWHILE:
The YouTube description on the Black Stallion video is just: "horsing around." Haha. Sure. Just horsing around. IN A HELLSCAPE OF YOUR SHATTERED MIND. (Via WarmingGlow.)
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Posted by Gabe at 5:45 PM in YouTube Fetishes
Tags: Horses | Joy | Nightmares
lololololololololololololololol!!!!!!
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you're just begging for an ip address cross check LOLster
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Da Cake Eatur? Is that you?
I feel like I'm Geena Davis at the end of the Fly when she's looking at the twisted lump of Brundlefly bug-flesh that used to be human and looking for something, anything resembling the spark of genuine humor and intelligence that (seemed?) to once be there.
I'm going to go get my shotgun, Da Cake Eatur, but please believe me this is out of love.
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Even though it's probably true, I think it's funny how we refuse to believe there could possibly be more than one troll out there. Da Cake Eatur has ruined it for everyone else for the rest of time.
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i, for one, would love to see da cake eatur come back. gabe, can't you turn a blind eye and let the man rebuild? da cake eatur, can't you just stroll back in through the door with some wild excuse about where you've been? everyone else, can't we play along and put this behind us? i want to believe.
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"Horse men prove Darwin loved Hitler. It's science."--Kirk Cameron
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not enough smizing
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Don't joke about that! Tyra is already running out of photoshoot ideas, and I wouldn't be surprised if this sort of thing came up on the 11th billionth cycle of ANTM.
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She did! on a previous cycle when they went to Africa for the final episodes.
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it'd be fun to hire the horse to sneak into a friend's room while that friend is sleeping. then, hire him again to visit that same friend at the asylum.
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It would also be very fun to tell someone's daughter "Guess what? Remember that pony you always wanted?..."
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machine guns with silencers is such a silly idea! shhh! don't make too much noise when you messily slaughter these people!
similar ideas: guillotine with a comfy padded neck hole; machete with wrist strap; chainsaw with fur-covered chain.
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You should really just rename this feature "We Should All Be So Luck as to Have Nightmares for the Rest of Our Lives"
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Where is he in that last video?? If I walked in on that through one of those doors I can't say that I wouldn't attack and kill him in terror.
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The complete silence save the sound of traffic in the distance and the rustling of leaves under his hoof-feet as he adjusts himself into the perfect position makes this all the more terrifying. I mean, inspiring.
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Some people really need to simplify their masturbation rituals.
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Haha: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_NXMwuCvxU "I want to connect with my primal, animalistic side by putting on an elaborate lion costume, now put on the techno and strip club lights so I can pose."
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My favorite part of this video is that the camera is not on a tripod - Someone is holding the camera and IS NOT laughing.
Also, no one has answered my question... Do any of you guys have the phone # for the Dream Warriors? I need to call them up so they can help me destroy this nightmare.
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The only way the not laughing could be any more unnerving is if it was heavy breathing.
Annnd I've passed out. Thanks, nausea!
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Exactly.
I just want to know what they did afterwards. Go out for ice cream??
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Best part is the guy who comes through the door at :09 in the tiger video with an inner-monologue of "I-really-hope-they're-not-filming-one-of-those-creepy-tiger-man-videos-back-here-God-dammit-they're-filming-one of-those-tiger-man-videos-back-here-fuckin-A."
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I'm pretttty sure they filmed this at my gym.
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In a few days, when those images in my mind of the horseface close up become too much and I rip out my eyes with my bare hands, I'll think back and realize that I probably shouldn't have watched this right before bedtime.
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Well, I think this is just precious
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Watching these videos makes your thighs clamp shut, so as to better keep the crazy away from your ladyflower. STAY AWAY FROM MY UNDERPANTS, furries.
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Was that techno/trance/dance music playing in the background of the cat video? I AM SHOCKED!!!
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I always wanted a pony when I was a kid. I wouldn't want to braid this one's hair!
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Wait for it. http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=61482&title=ugly-clubs-new-member
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I don't understand the impulse to gouge your eyes out after viewing these videos. Is this really the last thing you want to see for the rest of your life? Better just put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger (use a silencer, duh, we are not barbarians). [insert Black Dahlia gif here]
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I really want this comment to be in the top 5 this week. We need one up there that mocks image posts. You may have started a new trend. [insert British Knights gif]
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I'd agree, but Carrie would have posted the gif if she knew how. She has a well-documented aversion to learning html.
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And it's adorable.
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Why aren't these people fat? Shouldn't they be fat?
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I' starting to think that Gabe has a thing for Furries.
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is it a furrie if they are not furry? either way, its definitely a creepy.
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Jesus, now these are going to be in my "recently viewed" seciton on Youtube and my dad's going to stop calling me.
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Also, nice fill light, cinematographer of horse video.
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James Cameron is going to be all over this shit.
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The real question is who's holding the camera? In my dreams, it's a really supportive girlfriend, who paints the parts on his back he can't reach. She wears a cute dress and Mary Janes while on the look out for cops. It's not her thing but "what can I say, I love him!"
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Also I see so many similarities between the stallion video and that guy modeling his freakishly long blonde hair from a few months ago. Like, a disquieting sincerity and inexplicable creepiness.
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My favorite part is the guy at :10 in the last video who walks in, sees what's going on and immediately leaves. Like, "oh god, Bob is doing that thing again with his cat suit. I better leave before he starts trying to groom me."
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I love how the Tiger Guy decided against crawling down the stairs (probably because it would scuff his awesome leg paint), so then he just saunters down right out of a nightmare.
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Get out of my nightmares... and into my car.
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I want to comment on these guys but am distracted by the sting of being exposed. Not the right reaction after watching something so emotionally thwarted. It’s just a little too close to the nerve after that scotch, Ice Road Truckers, pottery and swing dance comment there, bud. I think I know how these guys must be feeling (ok I have no idea what these guys must be feeling).
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Worst zoo ever.
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Best Week Ever beat you to the punch. But this still freaks my shit.
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I wish there was a store where you could go to beat up (people dressed as) animals.
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no, it wasn't the time-consuming application of body-paint or the bad poses he made her video tape weekly that finally made patty leave her half-man-half-horse lover, it was the half-man-half-cat that knew how to crawl on stairs, now she no longer had to wait for the elevator.
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I can't even pay attention to any of this, I'm still so freaked out about Mackenzie Phillips. (Oh my fucking God, Mackenzie Phillips, what the hell.)
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You know there has to be more, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULwDn1ddKWI&feature=related
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If you play "Memory" at the same time as video three, you essentially have something people would pay hundreds of dollars for to see on Broadway.
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Now do a zebra!
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god furries scare the shit out of me
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I apologize if someone else mentioned this, but I think its worth noting that the animal dude was also the skinny Russian mobster in RocknRolla.
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I know that deer-man thinks it's all sexy to dress up as deer-man and pose in the outdoors, and fine, whatever works for you, just be careful where you do that. If you do that in the state of Wisconsin, you will get shot. Is that supposed to be part of it? I can't tell what's in bounds and out of bounds with these dudes.
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I just gotta say... I know that people think that all furries are like this, but really only a teeny tiny sliver of us do this. Why? Because it's fucking creepy.
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You know how those hairless cats are way creepier than hairy cats?
I kind of feel the same way about this guy in relation to furries.
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I remember Thundercats being a lot less creepy and a lot more exciting.
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The videos are down and that is the only thing that saved me from a hideous fate. Curiosity is a dangerous thing.
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