That's Not A Creepy Mask, This Is A Creepy Mask
That instructional beauty mask video that's going around virally this week is cool and creepy and all, but if you want true spine-eek-ening PURE TERROR, you have to go straight to the fetishists. Warning: while there is nothing technically NSFW or offensive or Un-PC about this video, I still feel like I have to say THIS IS GOING TO REALLY CREEP YOU OUT. So don't get mad:
And here's that same person demonstrating the "old lady version" of that mask, just in case you still think the world is normal.
Posted by Lindsay at 12:15 PM in YouTube Fetishes
Tags: Masks
I still think the instructional mask is creepier. This one is just disturbing. Needless to say, I want one for Halloween.
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They're both very creepy, but at least that one had a purpose. And I can never pass up a chance to paraphrase Crocodile Dundee.
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I thought the first one was #1 in the Guiness Book of Creepy because of the music, but the silent old lady one was even worse. There's something about it just being a close-up of an aged mask with no sound that just makes my skin crawl. Welcome to my mightmares.
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oh my god when she looks up. i can't handle it.
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...Somebody's got to warn Ebihara
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Mom? Remember that creepy Uncanny Valley Melora Hardin/Julie Benz sex robot I bought? Well, guess what!!
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There's really no question as to which of the two videos is creepier. The RejuvaMask (tm) video was just sad, what with the middle-aged rich women sitting in their big empty houses, staring off into space and contemplating the wasteland of their lives while wearing a ridiculous mask they hope will magically make their husbands stop banging the maid.
This person eats people.
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Instead of making really awful torture-porn/slasher-horrors, Hollywood should instead just string loads of these things together.
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