Een Russia, Furries Fetishize You!
One thing that American furries have never understood is that there needs to be some kind of balance between the soft, sensual fur that we all recognize as being a totally normal facet of human sexuality (or whatever being a furry is about. Dancing?) and natural, animalistic mobility. Does the sleek and beautiful leopard have trouble with his pants draping over and then under his feet, tripping him up? Does the graceful, sexy panda have to keep readjusting her head so it doesn't fall off? For the latest in furry technology, combining the STEAMY sexuality of an animal costume with the LIFELIKE freedom of movement, we look to Russia, where WinFoxi has combined a stunning fox head with a pared-down, but still completely fur-covered bodysuit.
As you can see (after the jump), WinFoxi enjoys the unbridled freedom of dressing up like a forest creature without the limitations of so many of the modern furry's physical constraints:
Here, WinFoxi models a party outfit:
Here, WinFoxi gets ready for bedtime (interchangeable fashions are just one of the innovations of the WinFoxi method):
Hello, it's karaoke time!
It is hard to imagine a bulky, American furry being able to so freely enjoy the pleasures of rolling around with a giant piece of foam (as God intended):
What, did you rent your outfit at a fucking COSTUME SHOP? This isn't Halloween, this is real life! No one is going to Magical Fuck you in that thing. Go fur or go home. (Via Urlesque.)
Posted by Gabe at 1:15 PM in YouTube Fetishes
Tags: Furries
Poseur.
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Imagine dressing up as a rabbit, slut.
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it must get so sweaty being a furry.
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It's eyes move.
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Hey Boobo!
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AAAAGHHHH!
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Resize fail. My furry broke my internet.
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By the by, video number two, 1:10 till the end is Nightmare Out Loud.
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I don't know about you, but I found it equal parts LOL and scary. Maybe it was because the song had me picturing some heavy metal guy going "LALALALALALALALALAAAAAALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAALALALA"
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HA HA HA - exactly! I can't think of another song that would so perfectly capture the combination of LOLs and NIGHTMAREZ, and I can think of a lot of songs.
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It's been done: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b90Cf6ARscc
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Thank you so much! I was just thinking about this.
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Vladimir Putin's videos of his escorts keep getting weirder and weirder.
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The number one rule in marketing Furries: Lure them in with the promise of animal costumes but keep them there with the smooth sounds of East European industrial rock.
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The number one rule in marketing Furries: Lure them in with the promise of animal costumes but keep them there with the smooth sounds of East European industrial rock.
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What was up with her/him/it disappearing for a while in the second video? Couldn't it have cut it out of the video? That cut would have actually been smooth, not like the jump cut when the flowers fell.
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Yup, still creepy. You can change the suit, you can play "Berserker" in the background. You can even knock flowers off your couch. You're still creepy.
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I'm a little confused. Can you have sex in that thing? Like, can your human genitals touch another human's genitals? Or is it equipped with furry genitals? Or are you expected to take your furry costume off -- and stand there like a human who took off a teddy bear costume to accept penis -- before the hot action starts? Wouldn't that be so sad?
Also, please remember I never want to know the answers to any of those questions. The last question is rhetorical.
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these videos have triggered a panic attack. i think im gonna shut my computer off for a bit.
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well, i know what i'm going as for halloween this year.
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I had some furries in my dorm in college. yikesyikesyikes. They would have loved these.
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Who knew Gwenyth Paltrow was such a huge Rammstein fan?!
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I have been waiting for a fuckable Teddy Ruxpin for ages. Thank you Russia!
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I don't want to know about this... I'm just glad they haven't latched on to Animal Collective. That could be bad.
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Best Youtube comment EVER:
"INCREDIBLE!
Beyond impressive and puts pretty much all other fursuits to shame.
How? How did you hide seams? How did you prevent the fabric from wrinkling at joints? How did you make the eyes "track"? You are a freaking genius!!!
The fox was great, but this bear is FANTASTIC!!
Truly an amazing piece of engineering!
And your puppeteer is a professional with the character! She/he seems to be emotive, extremely skilled, and comfortable in the gear. Other fursuit presentations are amateurs!!!"
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To be fair, it is a really good fursuit. I mean. Okay. I'm a furry. GODDAMNIT I ADMIT IT! Okay! I am out of the closet! And goddamnit, that is a sexy fursuit and it's VERY WELL CRAFTED!
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Upvotes for everyone who is enjoying any kind of sex between consenting adults.
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I want to upvote you because that comment made me "lots of love" but I want to downvote that comment in general, you know? I want to downvote anyone who is excited about joints not wrinkling and eyes that "track". I want to downvote that as a thing that anyone would think.
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No foul! That comment, while full of Lots of Love, makes me mega :( in general.
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Outside all of us, there is...a WILD THING
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The Chucky Cheese inspiration is a might unsettling as well
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It feels like an MMORPG, guys have a new way of hiding their gender and creeping out family members
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i want to have so much sex with that fox.
so much.
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head asplode
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM
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