That's Your Mime: K & K, The Christian Mimes
Not to be all Professor Mimes over here, but are these guys, who are your mimes, even miming? Does this count? Never in my life have I wanted there to be a Mime Court with a Presiding Mime Judge to deliver Mime Verdicts on whether or not mimes were actually miming, but I do now. This is more like interpretive dance, or pre-planned gesticulating. Where's the invisible box? Where's the OBJECT WORK? Marcel Marceau is le rolling in his le grave right now.
To be fair, posting the video was really just an excuse to post this link to K & K's official website. That shit has 2 be seen 2 be believed. (Via Mark Lisanti.)
Posted by Gabe at 1:00 PM in YouTube Fetishes
Tags: Christians | K And K | Mimes
I recommend that everyone opens the video in a new window so you can read the comments on the video of all the people inspired by this...I guess?
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That is so not miming, and miming is so not Raven.
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So... Christian mime/dance/spasm is very Raven?
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I'm really offended by this whiteface minstrel show. It's 2009, people.
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I know. How do these reverse Al Jolsons get away with this?
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They mime STANDING.
I CALL SHENANIGANS.
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Oh my gosh, Gabe, i didn't know you spoke french!
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They're from the R Kelly School of Mime. OBVI
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that website. oh. no.
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Jesus hates mimes. And he rrrrreally hates pseudo-mimes.
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It is good that they use the Monster Truck voice to sell themselves on their website. And that Monster Truck voice is supposed to be God. Which by my deductive logic means God must really love Truckzilla.
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I've been catapulted to a new dimension in worship
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I remember seeing this years ago. I should've thought of it. DAMN WHAT A MISSED TIP.
Only when someone showed it to me they were serious, so. Yeah. I live in the south, obviously.
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Please please please let them add a third to the troupe - a Kyle or Kurt or Klaus. Then the irony bomb in my head will finally detonate.
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You guys back the fuck off. They're trying to show us the power of Christ! Open your mind and let them in. THEY DON'T TALK SO THEY DON'T GET IN THE WAY OF GOD'S VOICE. I mean, is it so hard for you guys to explore alternative means of worship? You fuckin hipsters are probably going to hate on some wonderful "Living Statue Street Perfromer" ministry next, aren't you?
Nah, I'm just fuckin with ya'll. This is weak as hell. Although sign me up if monster trucks are actually involved. Involved in running those assholes over. Cause that'd be fuckin SPECTACULAR.
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Most sites with seizure-inducing flash animation have a 'skip' button. K&K have a 'replay' button. Your sin is Pride, K&K.
John Doe has the upper hand!
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I've never seen a mime Pop N' Lock before.
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I'm Catholic, we don't get mines. :(
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Is it me, or do they do the stretching-the-asshole move a few too many times
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That website gave me a seizure. It should have a warning on it.
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they should make a horror movie
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@ the website: HOLY SHIT. That's just waaaaaaaayy too much. Most movie trailers aren't that intense.
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I just had a Pokemon flashback with that website
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That website blew my mind out the back of my head. My day is ruined.
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that's what happens when you hire Powerthirst's PR agency
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God that was hot. Totally just got off.
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The geniuses who put together the K&K website intro also did this church website intro that I think was inspired by a Cirque de Soleil knockoff:
http://www.newbirthcal.org/
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All of you that are hating on K&K better wake up and know that god is pleased with them. they are letting god use them just like yall should you people better get it together god is on his way back. EVERY KNEE BOW EVERY TONGUE SHALL CONFESS THAT HE IS GOD. keep up the good work K&K God bless you.
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Can You spell R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D
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