You Can Make It Up: Lauren Conrad's YA Novel
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
Laura Goes To Hollywood: An Inspirational Story For Young Women
by Lauren Conrad
CHAPTER ONE: LAURA BONRAD'S JOURNEY
Laura Bonrad get in her Mercedes. She kiss her mom goodbye on the cheek.
"Goodbye, mama," she say. "I have to go Hollywood now."
Laura mom cry. "Laura, I so proud of you there no better daughter in the whole world, I love you so much."
Laura almost cry such a sad moment but happy with all the excitement. "Mama, I love you too, I go to Hollywood now to make a success of my life by get reality show, everyone's dream." Laura start up her Mercedes S-class. She drive onto highway like yellow brick road. She drive over one hour to Hollywood. What a journey! Laura tired so she go to Pinkberry.
CHAPTER TWO: HOLLY AND AUDRINO
In Hollywood she make great friends with Holly and Audrino. It take over two days but Laura get her own show and everyone eat a salad at an outdoor café for their job can you believe it? She call her mom on a RAZR phone. "Mama, I huge success," Laura says.
Laura mom cry. "Laura, I always know you be do success from when you baby. A reality show. It incredible."
Laura hang up phone and go to Pinkberry.
Later, Laura get in fight with Holly. Holly got a new boyfriend with Spender and Laura tell Holly to be careful of Spender. Holly not even listen she make Laura talk to hand and then Spender tell everyone that Laura have a movie she make with her friend Jakeson and Laura like "I not have this movie." Laura and Holly stop friendship completely. Laura move in with Audrino and complain about Holly.
Audrino put on a bathing suit.
CHAPTER THREE: HARD WORK
It turn out reality show is hard work. One day Laura get the wrong size coffee at Moonbucks, her favorite coffee shop. That just one example. Another day she go out to lunch with her friend Brady Jennar and they barely talk. Only able to make 10 minutes of show out of their conversation. Laura realize that maybe reality show harder than she think before.
Audrino make friends with a homosexual hairdresser Bobby Justin. Drift away from Laura. Friendship hard just like reality show. Laura Bonrad call her mom. "It so hard, mom, it harder than I thought. I am a woman now."
"You can do it," Laura mom say, giving her huge confidence. "You can even be president one day."
Laura cry. Laura mom cry. But important lessons learned that inspire all girls.
Laura Bonrad go to Pinkberry to celebrate.
Posted by Gabe at 6:00 PM in You Can Make It Up
Tags: Audrina Patridge | Books | Brody Jenner | Heidi Montag | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | The Hills
lollll the only words i read of this was "laura bonrad". that fucking killed me.
still rofling
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My mom is from Vietnam --> Laura's writing here seems fine to me --> My mom could write this book.
My mom's cure-all words of wisdom: "Annnn, life is really suck sometime." I can see Laura Bonrad saying so, too.
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Gabe... you should have started it with:
*Written in sparkly pink and gold pen. Alternating gold and pink between each word.*
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I laughed so hard at this, it was sort of sad. You are too funny, Gabe.
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oh! i see you are involved in all spheres of life guys! you watch movie, read\write books... have you thought about cuisine? it would be nice idea for you...
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SO FUCKING FUNNY! LAURA GO TO PINK BERRY is Have Fun At Dinner quality.
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SO FUCKING FUNNY! LAURA GO TO PINK BERRY is Have Fun At Dinner quality.
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