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March 13, 2009

The Kenny Powers Training Video, Motherfuckers

On last week's episode of Eastbound and Down (the best fucking show on television), Kenny's assistant (and the Junior High music teacher), Stevie, interrupted Principal Cutler's barbecue to show everyone a training video he and Kenny had made to help get Kenny back into the majors. This is that video. Hold on to your shit.

The best. Did you know Kenny Powers is on Twitter? No? Then you're an asshole. (I'm just kidding, guys. I'm trying to pretend that I'm a bullet-proof tiger like Kenny Powers so I use curse words to impress you. BFFz.) God, I wish this show was my dad.

Keep our troops in Iraq. 9/11. (Thanks for the tip, Rand.)

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A fan asks if "Kenny Powers ever stuck it to a midget?" and the answer to that is, YES & it was some of the best hot air balloon sex he's ever had.

Posted by: MusclesMarinara at 03/13/09 2:35 PM | Reply
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I'm not looking forward to the tremendous void in my life when this season/series is over.

Posted by: wenn at 03/13/09 2:41 PM | Reply
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Kenny Powers

Kenny Powers is a man humbled by premature ejaculation. I think we're going to see a less obnoxious version of him in the next few episodes.

Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link at 03/13/09 2:57 PM | Reply
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sorry, i love mcbride, but i finally saw EB&D, and it's just awful

Posted by: duke at 03/13/09 3:10 PM | Reply
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Jeb

the best part was the down home awful audio. also, never mix business with pleasure?!?

Posted by: Jeb profile link at 03/13/09 3:41 PM | Reply
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I love the show. I think McBride is hilarious. I just wish to God that he didn't throw like a girl. No offense to girls.

Posted by: Seitz at 03/13/09 3:45 PM | Reply
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Elliot

Everything from this show that i've watched, i think "Well that's funny" but don't actually laugh.
There are better comedies on television right now. Sorry Kenny Powers' videogum account? (whatever.)

Posted by: Elliot profile link at 03/13/09 4:20 PM | Reply
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If that were REALLY Kenny Powers' Videogum account, EVERY negative comment would be follwed by "You're Fuckin' Out", if not some much better comeback.

Nice try, Mr. Janowski. Please go put your shirt back on.

Posted by: Chadams at 03/13/09 6:35 PM | Reply
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Paper Werewolf

This is really similar to the stunt videos that Jorma Taccone's character made in Hot Rod. Damn near identical. Is it just a coincidence that Danny McBride is also in that movie?

Posted by: Paper Werewolf profile link at 03/14/09 12:51 AM | Reply
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im in iraq and have access to all newest movies from the haji shops. i watched eastbound and down and laughed my rear off. there were six episodes and ive watched them over and over. will farrell and dannie are a real good team. i look forward to watching the rest of them and seeing what happens with knockers at the gas station. once again, a bight spot in a dark place.

Posted by: c jett at 06/01/09 1:02 PM | Reply
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