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July 2, 2009

Happy Birthday, The United States

This is your national anthem.

Have a great long weekend, you guys. See you Monday! (Video never forgotten via MarkLisanti.)

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Professor Push-Ups

This is my new Summer jam!

Posted by: Professor Push-Ups profile link at 07/02/09 4:52 PM  | Reply
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Jenn

That cop that couldn't stop smiling is definitely my boyfriend.

Posted by: Jenn profile link at 07/02/09 4:53 PM  | Reply
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Forget an arrow through the head - I hope that THIS WAS FAKE.

Posted by: etc at 07/02/09 4:59 PM  | Reply
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the best way to avoid LOLing is to try singing along. in the event that doesn't work...close your eyes and act somber.

Posted by: paige. at 07/02/09 5:00 PM  | Reply
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Happy Canada Day!

Posted by: Lulubelle at 07/02/09 5:06 PM  | Reply
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Forwarding to GOOP.com...

Posted by: Capt. Uh-merica at 07/02/09 5:06 PM  | Reply
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i heer bares do a better job than that!!!!

Posted by: da cake eatur at 07/02/09 5:13 PM  | Reply
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sorry, everyone. gabe has blocked me from commenting. thanks, gabe. bye.

Posted by: da cake eatur at 07/02/09 5:18 PM  | Reply
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Dumbelina

No! Don't go! He's blocked us all...as punishment...for something.

Posted by: Dumbelina profile link  in reply to  da cake eatur's comment at 07/02/09 5:19 PM  | Reply
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Dumbelina

Except now mine's mysteriously working, making me look like a hypocrite.

Posted by: Dumbelina profile link  in reply to  Dumbelina's comment at 07/02/09 5:20 PM  | Reply
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that comment made me :(
come back! we need you!

Posted by: sol  in reply to  da cake eatur's comment at 07/02/09 5:45 PM  | Reply
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dude

Some devious individual with impeccable spelling ability has kidnapped da cake eatur! Noooooooooooo!!!!!1!!!11!!!

Posted by: dude profile link  in reply to  da cake eatur's comment at 07/02/09 6:26 PM  | Reply
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Becca

you can spell now???

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dude

So he butchered the anthem, big deal. At least he thwarted Reggie Jackson's assination attempt on Queen Elizabeth.

Posted by: dude profile link at 07/02/09 6:30 PM  | Reply
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kiss the pan

Nothin' Krusty the Klown hasn't done before.

Posted by: kiss the pan profile link at 07/02/09 6:43 PM  | Reply
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and the home of the freeeeee

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Kenny Powers

Gabe knocked you the fuck out.


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Happy 4th everyone!


PS @ Gabe, do your homework this weekend and find us a good cat video for Monday.

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Kenny Powers

Edit: That gif was for cake eatur.

Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link  in reply to  Kenny Powers's comment at 07/02/09 6:54 PM  | Reply
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Move over Susan Boyle, this man has got talent!
Actually, why are we judging this man based on his singing skills? I'm almost positive that behind that podium he is reading the lyrics to the national anthem! He should know those lyrics off by heart, especially since it is the 4th of July! Unpatriotic!

Posted by: aaron at 07/02/09 7:05 PM  | Reply
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I've never felt so patriotic! And still can't log in...

Posted by: ber at 07/02/09 8:10 PM  | Reply
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philplusbert

cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Posted by: philplusbert profile link at 07/02/09 9:23 PM  | Reply
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Deezey

"Hey guys, one more thing, hey, this weekend when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth of July bruhaha don't forget what you're celebrating and that's the fact a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, rich white males didn't want to pay their taxes."

Just kidding, I love America. I mean where else, really?

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 07/03/09 8:07 AM  | Reply
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Who brought stars and bright stars, at the party last night, for the rascals we fought....

Posted by: elliosenor at 07/06/09 8:53 AM  | Reply
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I am so embarrassed for my town now.

It really is a nice place guys...seriously! I swear!

Posted by: suddenlyissoon at 07/06/09 9:22 AM  | Reply
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pcbowen

I will back you up. Chattanooga is a very lovely place. I had the misfortune to go to high school across the state line in Dalton, GA. Now that is a shitty town! We would go up to Chattanooga whenever we could to escape. Well that and to fool around with GPS girls.

Posted by: pcbowen profile link  in reply to  suddenlyissoon's comment at 07/06/09 2:03 PM  | Reply
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I think this is the version from the Naked Gun done as a joke.

Posted by: Dave... at 07/06/09 12:05 PM  | Reply
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