A Very Happy 40th Birthday To Zach Galifianakis I'M LIKE THE WILLARD SCOTT OF BLOGS!
Posted at 2:15 PM in Yay!
Tags: Aging | Birthdays | Death | Willard Scott | Zach Galifianakis
A Very Happy 40th Birthday To Zach Galifianakis I'M LIKE THE WILLARD SCOTT OF BLOGS!
Posted at 2:15 PM in Yay!
Tags: Aging | Birthdays | Death | Willard Scott | Zach Galifianakis

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he is exactly 7 years older than i would have guessed.
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Just out of curiosity, why a "death" tag? It's a bit presumptuous.
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It's the duplicitous nature of our existence. Life inevitably brings Death.
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I ain't see no "Life" tag.
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I didn't realize it took him this long to be cast in a Disney film about hamsters.
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Smuckers!
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My favorite thing about this is the tags. The only thing standing between Zach Galifianakis and death is Willard Scott! I bet there's some foreshadowing there. Or, it's just alphabetical.
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What a brief and horrifying trip down nightmare lane that Willard Scott tag is.
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If Willard Scott tried to say happy birthday to Zach Galifianakis, you know he'd stammer his way through his last name, mumble something incoherent, gnash his teeth like a hell-beaver, insult some small Japanese girls, and try and salvage the segment by talking about delicious Smuckers. You know it in your heart.
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Happy Birthday Zach.

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So are you in a comedy troupe with this guy too? Cuz I fuckin love you for that.
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I think you meant, "Happy birthday, Julie Andrews." (Or Randy Quaid.)
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Zach is CHAY-OS.
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