"Starfish Hitler, Part One" Or: "The Question Is When Is The Starfish Hitler?"
(via HolyTaco)
A lot of people, when they watch this video about a martial artist who has to dress up in his space bug costume in order to fight Starfish Hitler in the forest, which is a type of Hitler that can shape-shift into a starfish (or is it a type of starfish that can shape-shift into a Hitler?), they think "Oh, LOL," or "I don't like documentaries." Not me. What I think is, "OH GREAT, you're telling me that now when I complete construction on my time machine I have to go back in time and KILL HITLER but first I have to stop in 1970s Japan to KILL STARFISH HITLER, too?" That is what I think when I watch this. Because I'm an idiot.
Posted by Gabe at 3:45 PM in WTF, YouTube?
Tags: Regular Hitler | Starfish Hitler | Time Machines
Do you want me to just go KILL HITLER for you? Because I will totally do it.
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This is just Japan's way of making up for that whole alliance thing.
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Gabe, I loved the Friday Night Lights recaps, are you no longer doing them?
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His bullet dodging technique of moving-slightly-to-the-left-into-a-tree is awesome.
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Indeed his moves are impress, but i think it says more about the marksmanship of the henchmen. They obviously are unaware of how to fully take advantage of the ranged vs. melee weapon advantage.
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I don't like documentaries.
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More please.
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perfection.
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This reminds of me of the ridiculous Prince of Space movies.
I miss MST3K but at least we have RiffTrax.
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