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December 17, 2008

Kids Dance To Beyonce's "Single Ladies" The Darndest Things

WHOOPS, NOW YOU HAVE TO GO TO JAIL.

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iamsosorry

I was going to ask who her mom is, but I happen to know her mom played the part of the little girl in the Sweet Daddy Bear video.

I was also going to put something like "TEH WORST. She'll never make a dime on the pole." But then at 1:03 she started grinding and thrusting and other words that should never be used to describe what a three year old is doing. I give up, she's going to be a pro.

Posted by: iamsosorry profile link at 12/17/08 3:56 PM | Reply
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The Videogum jail must be getting really crowded.

Posted by: Lindsey at 12/17/08 4:32 PM | Reply
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adrienne

it was funny in Mean Girls, but now it's just sad.

Posted by: adrienne profile link at 12/17/08 4:40 PM | Reply
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Rebecca

She sucks. Totally self-conscious....keeps looking at the teleprompter for her ques. Really unprofessional. Not fluid at all. Her performance lacks passion and also her outfit looks like practice gear.

Posted by: Rebecca profile link at 12/17/08 5:01 PM | Reply
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Let's all notice the beer bottle next to the sofa. Much like Elaine Stritch, Baby doesn't go onstage alone.

Posted by: keith at 12/17/08 5:04 PM | Reply
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Becca

this little girl is the niece of one of my acquaintances, so i'm kind of SHOCKED to see their family video here.

i love videogum but this is a bit jarring to see - especially with it being criticized and sexed up like this by strangers.........

Posted by: Becca profile link at 12/17/08 5:09 PM | Reply
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iamsosorry

Whoops, I'm going to double jail.

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grace6697

i'll understand why you're horrified if you admit that if you did not know/know of these people you would have a snarky comment of your own.

i think that's fair. :)

Posted by: grace6697 profile link in reply to Becca's comment at 12/17/08 6:55 PM | Reply
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Becca

i was actually going to include a line to that affect, but i wanted to make all of you feel REAALLY REALLLLLY bad lol.

Posted by: Becca profile link in reply to grace6697's comment at 12/18/08 9:25 AM | Reply
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grace6697

haha, fair enough!

Posted by: grace6697 profile link in reply to Becca's comment at 12/18/08 10:52 AM | Reply
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I couldn't finish it, it was a bit disturbing.

It's one thing to do a cute dance number in your living room, it's another for said cute moment to be filmed and broadcast on the internet as if you are watching some pedophile's santa letter come true.

Posted by: Sammy at 12/17/08 5:43 PM | Reply
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Francesca Fiore

Weird, a little girl in my son's preschool class sang this song into her Backyardigans microphone for Show and Tell last week. In her defense, it is a very catchy song. Oh and also she was wearing pants.

Posted by: Francesca Fiore profile link at 12/17/08 6:03 PM | Reply
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Rebecca

I meant "cues" not "ques." Oye. I should go to spelling jail.

Posted by: Rebecca profile link at 12/17/08 8:48 PM | Reply
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I think she IS ADORABLE and the video is really cute.

Posted by: j at 12/19/08 11:43 PM | Reply
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For those leaving unnecessary nasty comments your looking to deep into this video, its an adorable little girl imitating a harmless dance.

Posted by: jo at 12/26/08 6:35 PM | Reply
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I agree with you. I think she is precious and will one day be a really good dancer!

Posted by: mouse in reply to jo's comment at 02/06/09 6:17 PM | Reply
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yea. she's just having fun. enough with the prudency and rude comment. the child doesn't even know what all of you are blabbing 'bout here

Posted by: nina at 01/06/09 8:52 AM | Reply
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?????????????????

Posted by: squirrelprince at 02/27/09 9:09 AM | Reply
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i thought she is very adorable lol!! very cute and she will one day be a great dancer or performer!!!! so shut up haters!!!!!

Posted by: paris at 03/06/09 2:12 PM | Reply
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