This is just going to be weird for the sake of weird, but if you're familiar with Sally Field's heart-destroying "funeral speech" from the excellent and classic film Steel Magnolias, this YouTube video I just accidentally stumbled across while doing a search for the terms "Steel Magnolias Sally Field Monologue" will maybe amuse you:
I mean, it's terrible, but it's funny 'cause it's a guy. (Only the second half of the original scene is on YouTube, which is just wrong because it's seriously the best acting ever. Sally Field is the best.)
I watch a lot of random YouTube, but at least most of it makes some sort of sense, even if it's a commercial for a dry cleaner in Kansas City or a "talking dog" that's really just barking. This one just came over the wires, though, and if you can figure out of why it exists, you're probably the person who made it. Jack Nicholson was in the movie The Bucket List. That's all I got:
I give up. YouTube wins. Since I feel bad posting such a random video that is probably only of interest to serious YouTube WTF? Scholars and Fellows, here's another one that came in today: a yuppie chasing his runaway BMW. Get-it-get-it-get-it!
In this Certified Random YouTube clip, a bearded man wishes "congradulations" to Jessica Alba and Cash Warren on the birth this weekend of their daughter, Honor Marie. At first it seems like this guy lost a bet with some particularly imaginative friends, but then, no. He's can't wait to see the baby and he hopes Jessica "hurries up" and recovers quickly from the birth. Shudder:
When you look at YouTube all day, you find some weird stuff, like this video of a baby playing with a cobra as his caretakers look on. I can only assume the cobra is de-fanged or whatever, but seriously, wtf?:
News reports say it's a "rite" and I'm guessing that nobody would actually put a baby in danger like that, but still!
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