EXCLUSIVE: The Lost Footage Of Megan Fox Washing Michael Bay's Ferrari

All week long, a rumor has been circulating on the Internet that somewhere on the world is a home video of Megan Fox washing Michael Bay's Ferrari. The story would have it that before he cast her in the first Transformers movie, Bay insisted that she wash his Ferrari as part of her audition, and he taped the whole thing. You know, ACTING! (Man, Michael Bay has an entire kitchen cupboard full of World's #1 Asshole coffee mugs.) In any case, people have been speculating on the whereabouts of this sad and demeaning but undoubtedly hot footage. UNTIL NOW. After the jump, EXCLUSIVE footage of Megan Fox washing Michael Bay's Ferrari.

HAHA, GOTCHA! AND NOW YOU HAVE TO GO TO JAIL!

Posted by Gabe at 5:00 PM in Caught On Tape, Celebrity Gossip!, Where Were They Then?
Tags: Audition Tape | Megan Fox | Michael Bay | Transformers

11 Comments

WHERE'S MY TOE THUMB DAMN IT!!!

Posted by: Leo at 07/08/09 5:07 PM  | Reply
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He EARNED each and every one of those mugs; it's an ANNUAL award. Show respect for #1

Posted by: ModernMANdroid at 07/08/09 5:13 PM  | Reply
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Hey Gabe, I believe Real World is on tonight. Just sayin'. You know, in case you're bored tonight and feel like writing about it...

0:-)

Posted by: Gigli at 07/08/09 5:32 PM  | Reply
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linking to the new york post? this is a new low.

Posted by: freddy at 07/08/09 5:36 PM  | Reply
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Maybe he thought she was a terminator transformer and that the water would destroy her?!

Posted by: I PEE GOLD at 07/08/09 6:08 PM  | Reply
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"That was so fucking hot." --Michael Jackson

Too soon?

Posted by: Boris Grushenko at 07/08/09 6:11 PM  | Reply
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Yeah way too soon. But thanks to Gabe, now we're all in the same boat

Posted by: Mustafa  in reply to  Boris Grushenko's comment at 07/08/09 6:20 PM  | Reply
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why did it sound like there was heavy breathing in the back of that video? now I feel gross.

also, Michael Bay is a douche.

Posted by: leeuh at 07/08/09 7:15 PM  | Reply
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i refuse to go to jail because i only clicked on the link to read the comments

Posted by: nicole at 07/09/09 9:35 AM  | Reply
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Oh no! These poor children are going to grow up thinking that those noises their mother is making are actually words.

Posted by: Zayin_451 at 07/09/09 12:26 PM  | Reply
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Hey, that's no Ferrari!

Posted by: aftershock at 07/18/09 7:29 PM  | Reply
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