Brett Ratner Claims He Had Sex With A Paraplegic - Where Were They Then?

September 29, 2009

Brett Ratner Claims He Had Sex With A Paraplegic • Well, so many of you have sent this in as a tip, that clearly it is your favorite thing. Brett "My Name Is Synonymous With Talent" Ratner claims that his short-film contribution to New York, I Love You in which a dude fucks a paraplegic in a park is based on his childhood? Gross, Brett Ratner. Gross, Videogum tipsters.

Posted at 2:00 PM in Where Were They Then?
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15 Comments

Ugh; sex with a paraplegic hanging from a tree / jungle gym / soccer net is an old joke that I've heard many times. It usually ends with the teller returning the girl to her home where her father thanks you because "the last guy left her hanging", or something to that effect. Is this ringing a bell for anyone else or should I be reevaluating the circles I run in?

Posted by: Tom Foolery

at 09/29/09 2:07 PM | Reply
Score = 7

I'm trying to imagine how this might work. For the life of me, I'm stumped.

Posted by: Syd

at 09/29/09 2:07 PM | Reply
Score = 15

Well played sir!

Posted by: Captain Boring of the S.S. Shut Up

in reply to Syd's comment at 09/29/09 2:22 PM | Reply
Score = 3

a) when most people refer to their "most personal" work it deals with themes of overcoming something in their past. for ratner, it's sex.
b) why is it gross to have sex with a paraplegic? oh, sorry, as ratner so delicately puts it (twice) a cripple?
c) why is it less gross to have sex with someone pretending to be a paraplegic?
d) barf, ratner is a douche.

Posted by: rb

at 09/29/09 2:22 PM | Reply
Score = 6

Say what you will about Brett Ratner, but he cares enough about authenticity to fly in a tree from upstate New York for the 75 pound paraplegic surrogate to hand from during sex in his most personal film. More personal than Rush Hour 2, even.

Posted by: DZ-015

at 09/29/09 2:39 PM | Reply
Score = 3

*hang

Arghhhh!

Posted by: DZ-015

in reply to DZ-015's comment at 09/29/09 2:39 PM | Reply
Score = 0

Let's just say I know how to embed photos, but I'm going to let you choose whether you want to see an orgy of worstness.
http://bit.ly/fgRn8

Posted by: Lord Growing

at 09/29/09 2:47 PM | Reply
Score = 3

"What? Just chillin' with my fugitive child rapist buddy. EXPLOSION!"
-- Brett Ratner

Posted by: kiss the pan

in reply to Lord Growing's comment at 09/29/09 3:50 PM | Reply
Score = 3

Ok, it's a very bizarre and non-conventional way to lose your virginity. Probably something most people wouldn't tell anyone. But what is even more bizarre is going the the pain staking trouble to recreate the scenario.

Posted by: triller

at 09/29/09 2:49 PM | Reply
Score = 0

I never feel right about people saying that sex with someone who is handicapped is gross. I mean, imagine if you were in some sort of accident that left you without the use of some or all of your limbs. Pretty bad huh? Also, now everyone views sex with you as taboo. What a big bowl of : (

Posted by: Mr Hobbes

at 09/29/09 3:22 PM | Reply
Score = 5

yeah, i was trying to say that before, but maybe should have said why is it "considered" gross?

Posted by: rb

in reply to Mr Hobbes's comment at 09/29/09 3:42 PM | Reply
Score = 2