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March 10, 2009

What Fake TV Bar Should The Guy From Real Life Cheers Get A Job At Now?

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Eddie Doyle, a 60-something-year-old bartender at the Boston bar Cheers that was the inspiration for the sitcom, has been laid off after 35 years of service. The economy, you guys! From Boston.com:

For nearly 35 years, or almost half of his life, Doyle has been the smiling face behind the bar at Cheers - the Beacon Hill pub that inspired the TV show with the same name in the early 1980s. As one of Boston's last fabled bartenders, he served drinks and advice for five decades. During that time, his charitable deeds became the stuff of legend. Along the way he got to know thousands, introduced dozens of singles who would eventually marry, and held numerous fund-raisers that attracted everybody from the glitterati to the near-homeless.

That is :(. It's never fun hearing about someone who's going to have trouble putting food on his family. But luckily for Mr. Doyle, there are a ton of other places he could work.

MacLaren's, New York, NY

Paddy's Pub, Philadelphia, PA

Moe's Tavern, Springfield

Huh. I guess that's it, actually. There's Central Perk, but that's not a bar, it's a coffee shop, and in any case it's closed. Bada-Bing is a bar, A GENTLEMEN'S BAR, but that's also closed, and I don't think it's the type of place for a nice man to work. The guys from Scrubs hang out at that one bar sometimes...

But I don't think it has a name, and even if it did, I wouldn't recommend anyone get a job that brings them in contact with the guys from Scrubs. Good luck, Mr. Doyle. I will be pouring out some imaginary beer from my make believe bottle tonight in your cute-anecdotal honor.

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Doesnt this have to be a cover story or something???? I mean a bar doesnt really have layoffs does it? And if they werent making any money and really had to reduce some staffing wouldnt they start with guys that no one has ever heard of and not the face of the bar? Shouldnt he be the last person let go? Can i end every sentence in this comment with a ?.....

Posted by: sammysam profile link at 03/10/09 5:36 PM  | Reply
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whoa - art? life? is that you?

how deep does the rabbit hole go? (and other hackneyed, yet appropriate phrases).

Posted by: Becca profile link at 03/10/09 5:37 PM  | Reply
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peach pit after dark.

also closed. unless it's open. i don't watch the new one.

Posted by: hard liquor, soft holes profile link at 03/10/09 6:01 PM  | Reply
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I've never watched Cheers. But this makes me :'( too.
He must've done SOMETHING bad.

Posted by: lookie-here profile link at 03/10/09 6:03 PM  | Reply
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Winchester-Shaun of the Dead.

Posted by: inglorius basTURD profile link at 03/10/09 7:11 PM  | Reply
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A Mr Doyle for Danny DeVito recasting could ONLY help with the George Wendt viewing demographic.

Posted by: bengootscar profile link at 03/10/09 7:12 PM  | Reply
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What about that burlesque place from Gossip Girl?

Someone has to clean up the trustfund vomit.

Posted by: Jaundice Volt profile link at 03/10/09 7:16 PM  | Reply
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I've never seen that show, but it looks like they've glued other people's faces onto those bodies.

Posted by: Mark Elliot Cullen  in reply to  Jaundice Volt's comment at 03/11/09 11:00 AM  | Reply
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One vote for the Regal Beagle

Posted by: Trouble Downstream profile link at 03/10/09 7:26 PM  | Reply
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Scranton's Poor Richards. I don't know if we've seen the inside of the place, but it seems to be where everyone goes to get plastered after Michael's shenanigans. Mr. Doyle could help host next year's Dundee awards.

Posted by: hopeleslie at 03/10/09 7:44 PM  | Reply
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Don't forget THE BRONZE! I think it started serving alcohol around Season 4. Oh wait, Sunnydale blew up/sank into the Hellmouth. I guess The Bronze is out.

There's still the karaoke bar from Angel. What was that called? Veritas?

Posted by: Dan S at 03/10/09 9:50 PM  | Reply
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Caritas...triple nerd score?

Posted by: Anthony profile link  in reply to  Dan S's comment at 03/11/09 12:37 PM  | Reply
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Awarded.

Posted by: Dan S  in reply to  Anthony's comment at 03/12/09 2:16 AM  | Reply
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The Bait Shop? I suppose that's closed now, though.

Posted by: .bryan. profile link at 03/10/09 11:26 PM  | Reply
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Yay! I get the bushism reference.

Posted by: Roark profile link at 03/10/09 11:54 PM  | Reply
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Mos Eisley Cantina, Tatooine.

Posted by: Matt at 03/11/09 12:41 AM  | Reply
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Tough on the guy, for sure. Bartending is a young guy trade. This shouldn't be a surprise. 65 and still bartending? Very, very rare. No matter where you are. He is relieved, no doubt. Miss it? Sure. Who gives a bartender advice once they are out of a job?

Posted by: tontobeefy at 03/11/09 1:56 AM  | Reply
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happiness is just a flaming moe away.

Posted by: bearface profile link at 03/11/09 10:52 AM  | Reply
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"For nearly 35 years...he served drinks and advice for five decades."

Math fail? Or definition of the word "decade" fail?

Posted by: sam profile link at 03/11/09 11:34 AM  | Reply
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He could move to Williamsburg and bartend with the old lady on bedford. Not exactly a fake bar, but he'd fit right in!

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