What Else Should Arnold Schwarzenegger Keep In The Governor's Office
Fun fact: Arnold Schwarzenegger kept the prop sword from his film Conan: The Barbarian, and displays it proudly in his office.
There it is! Neat! (Neat? Haha. Right.) What a good job at being Governor he's probably doing. There's no way to know for sure, but let's just assume he's doing the best job. Anyway, what else should Arnold Schwarzenegger keep in his office?
- His leather jacket from Terminator
- A jar of cold mud from Predator
- An unopened Turbo Man action figure from Jingle All the Way
- The tumor from Kindergarten Cop
- His remaining dignity left over from Batman and Robin
- Danny Devito
OK. You get it. (Via TheDailyWhat.)
Posted by Gabe at 3:30 PM in Politics, Where Are They Now?
Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger | California | Conan The Barbarian
I take it this is the closest we'll get to an Official Gabe Delahaye statement about Ted Kennedy's passing? Because, of course, the internets demands its.
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A doobie from Pumping Iron. Comes standard.
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i fukkin love Arnold!!! hes why i fukkin pump iron!!!! this man is a legend!!!! he gets so much pu$$y i cant even imagine to compare to that!!!!!!
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hey dogggs godsauce had a sextape did you know that!!!!! lol!!! hes fuckin crazy lok at that little guy go!!!! its totally nsfw tho so be careful dogggggs!!!!!!!!
http://www.redtube.com/8399
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Weezy- That is the worst thing I have ever seen
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lol its hilarious!!! godsauce blue himself!!!1 haha blew blue!!!!
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Wow, it appears as though you've stumbled into an Arrested Development reference. I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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Aargh, why did I click that link!!?
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Look, Weezy. It's spelled Dogggz:
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Well technically it isn't always in his office but he wears his fur manties from Conan every day, so I guess that counts.
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It's not a tumor!
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I wish my governor (Rick Perry) had a cool sword in his office. Or, at the very least, wasn't terrible. *sigh*
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There's a button you can press in his office, and when you do Jamie Lee Curtis walks in and starts doing her strip tees dance from True Lies
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Does she have strip shorts to go with those strip tees?
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cool your jets
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Seriously, let's not get all nitpickinggum up in here.
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- The maintenance box where the subway bomb was hidden in Die Hard with a Vengeance (Not Arnold related, but I saw it in a Planet Hollywood one time.)
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I think the building containing his office should contain a public address system controlled from the office. That way in the event of an emergency every employee in the building will be able to safely know that they have to get to da choppa.
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Earlier this year he symbolically chopped the budget in half with that thing. It was awesome. That's why regardless of what he actually does in office he still has my support.
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Kuato.
QUAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIID!!!!
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What about his pregnant belly from "Junior?"
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A ticket stub from Last Action Hero.
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A review of Last Action Hero.
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That extra X chromosome that he was experimenting with for a while.
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What is best in life? "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." - Governor Conan.
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'to crush the spendthrift liberals, to see them driven before you, to hear the lamentations of the tree-huggers and teachers' unions.' - governor schwarzenegger
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Oh man, that would have been better if you had said "and hear the lamentations of their economic girly-men." Cause that's a real thing he actually said. In real life.
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How did Arnold Schwarzenegger manage to become the governor of California?
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Gary Coleman got cocky in the home stretch, and he let the prize slip away.
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because young people are idiots.
i did voter registration at the community college that year and 99% of the kids i registered said they wanted to register so they could vote for the terminator.
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Three-breasted hooker?
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The vest from Commando
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The hate mail he received for playing Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin.
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Predator dreadlocks.
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The fat guy from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
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i seriously hope he sings all his official invitations with SEEH YOO AT ZHE PAAAHTY
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Nude photos of Maria Conchita Alonso.
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The tracking device from his nose/brain in Total Recall that also looked like a giant futuristic booger.
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hmm. a clay mold of his fist so he can jokingly ram into the stomachs of the people who walk into his office.
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What? No more pictures after "the jump"?
What a drag!
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The abused women and children from the shelters he's cut funding to. Oh wait, 2 srs?
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Uh, is that Pete Rose on Arnold's right? WTF?!
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