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July 24, 2009

We Are All Aging Anakin Skywalkers

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Jake Lloyd is a 20-year-old young man who is like a lot of 20-year-old young men. He went to high school, and suffered the casual cruelties and careless aggressions of adolescence. He took a year off and is now in college, where he finds himself once again disappointed by the small, mean-spirited nature of his classmates. It has always struck him as odd how quickly and how slavishly people will chose one thing about you to focus on relentlessly and without end, but that just seems to be the way things are, and there are many people who have it far worse than Jake Lloyd. He's caustic, and funny, and he has no idea what he wants to do when he grows up, but he's trying not to worry about that too much right now because he knows that he is young and that he has time to find his path. Sure, there are things about his past that he sees in a different light now, but he probably wouldn't change anything, because it's all part of the experience of being alive. And he recognizes that complaining about what's already done is just energy wasted. Jake Lloyd has both eyes open. He's just a regular, bright 20-year-old trying to find his place in the world, like thousands of others.

Oh, and he played Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

May the aw-,-you-seem-like-a-really-nice-guy-who-is-very-down-to-Earth-and-happens-to-have-this-very-unique-and-very-odd-experience-in-his-background-but-eventually-that-will-become-a-fun-story-rather-than-a-haunting-shadow-and-I-think-you're-going-to-do-fine-,-chin-up-,-champ be with you. (Via TheDailyWhat.)

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I love the air quotes around "friend's house," as if it'd be so uncool to say "Neverland Ranch's Naboo-themed movie screening carousel."

Posted by: CocoNotYoko profile link at 07/24/09 12:32 PM  | Reply
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I would be the Padme to his sad, haunted Anakin.

Posted by: ittayonina profile link at 07/24/09 12:37 PM  | Reply
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I am going to upvote everything you say because of your "Fuck The World tattoo" avatar.
Avatar? Do we have avatars on videogum? I've been spending too much time on message boards.

Posted by: Napoleon Complex profile link  in reply to  ittayonina's comment at 07/24/09 2:54 PM  | Reply
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I heard he went to Columbia Chicago and the experience was so bad(lots of death threats/harassment) for him that he left after one semester.

Posted by: AL at 07/24/09 12:38 PM  | Reply
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I was not aware that he went to the same college as me!


What kind of death threats was he getting? "I'm gonna rip your head off you youngling-massacring son of a bitch!!"

Posted by: moonmaster profile link  in reply to  AL's comment at 07/24/09 5:20 PM  | Reply
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every vaguely artistic person in chicago went to columbia for AT LEAST a semester. me included.
i could see this happening though, between the student films and shitty poetry readings, there's plenty of time for death threats.

Posted by: Becca profile link  in reply to  moonmaster's comment at 07/25/09 2:24 PM  | Reply
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Jingle All The Way. Yeah, that's right Jake, we've not forgotten.

Posted by: annoyingmouse profile link at 07/24/09 12:38 PM  | Reply
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Poor dude. He must always feel the constant hate of nerds all over the world.

Posted by: Max the King of All Wild Things profile link at 07/24/09 12:39 PM  | Reply
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"What's wrong?"


"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and never shut up."

Posted by: booferama profile link  in reply to  Max the King of All Wild Things's comment at 07/24/09 12:49 PM  | Reply
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He's gonna end up being just fine. kad-dooz young Jedi.

Posted by: Dan at 07/24/09 12:43 PM  | Reply
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At least he was a better actor than Hayden Christensen

Posted by: thereisnogreen profile link at 07/24/09 12:46 PM  | Reply
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I thought this was going to be a follow-up on the one, true "Star Wars Kid."

Posted by: whoatom101 profile link at 07/24/09 12:47 PM  | Reply
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Oh me too! I was like 'please let it be the Star Wars kid, please let it be the Star Wars kid.' Let's Where Are They Now? that kid. Let's find him. THIS guy's gonna be fine, look, he's already all growed up!

Posted by: Blondie profile link  in reply to  whoatom101's comment at 07/24/09 1:13 PM  | Reply
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He's so nice, how does he ever become Darth Vader?

Posted by: electric_wookie profile link at 07/24/09 12:53 PM  | Reply
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He was really good in Unhook the Stars

Posted by: Mark at 07/24/09 1:22 PM  | Reply
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Am I the only one seeing "future serial killer" here?

Posted by: cizmad profile link at 07/24/09 1:38 PM  | Reply
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Wow... I'll take that as a yes. Do I owe you all an apology now?

Posted by: cizmad profile link  in reply to  cizmad's comment at 08/02/09 2:44 AM  | Reply
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I just hope we don't see him and Edward Furlong beating each other silly in one of those celebrity boxing TV shows.

Posted by: Josh Rosen at 07/24/09 2:05 PM  | Reply
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Didn't he learn anything? Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. :-(

Posted by: Elliot profile link at 07/24/09 2:07 PM  | Reply
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Ah, but first: fear leads to anger

Posted by: electric_wookie profile link  in reply to  Elliot's comment at 07/26/09 10:00 PM  | Reply
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He seems sort of bitter and angry about being picked on in high school.

Sort of.

Posted by: ZillaMonster profile link at 07/24/09 2:09 PM  | Reply
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I can't wait until Elian Gonzalez and Shirley Temple Black make a video

Posted by: Dan at 07/24/09 2:27 PM  | Reply
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He thinks he had it rough, he should hear the memories Jar-Jar Binks has of high school.

Posted by: heywoodjewbrome profile link at 07/24/09 2:46 PM  | Reply
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He seems less bitter than Jar Jar

Posted by: Scott profile link at 07/24/09 3:12 PM  | Reply
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If Anakin goddamn Skywalker uses cheats, I won't feel bad about it anymore.

Posted by: stacey profile link at 07/24/09 5:44 PM  | Reply
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is that nathan lane's son?

Posted by: alex at 07/24/09 6:10 PM  | Reply
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He still says "podracer" the same...

Posted by: Paul Cooley at 07/24/09 9:35 PM  | Reply
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