Uh, Nice Try, Chris Brown
For those of you who don't know, Chris Brown is an American singer and dancer, who earlier this year was arrested on charges of beating his girlfriend, Rihanna, repeatedly in the face in a parked Ferrari before running away into the night. For months, Chris Brown remained silent on the issue, assuming for some strange reason that everyone should leave him alone about the whole thing, as if being caught punching your girlfriend in the face a ton was the same thing as being photographed coming out of a Starbucks. These poor celebrities and their lack of privacy! Now, obviously, the situation between Chris Brown and Rihanna is primarily a personal one, and no amount of public apology from Brown would ever change the very private work he is going to need to repair his personal relationships, not just with Rihanna, but with friends and family who are now coming to terms with his violent tendencies. But it is not weird that people were upset about this, or that they somehow want some kind of genuine emotional and perhaps legal repercussions for Chris Brown. And him going on Larry King, or picking up some leaves, is not really going to cut it.
Which might be why he is now turning to making videos with cute children.
Aww! Chris Brown isn't a monster at all, he didn't even punch that kid in the face before putting his hands around its throat and threatening to kill it! Would a monster make a pandering non-violent video starring adorable children in order to improve his completely demonized public image just as he is about to drop a new album in an attempt to revitalize his tattered career?
Nice try, Chris Brown. You asshole. (Via ONTD.)
Posted by Gabe at 1:00 PM in Music Related Content, Where Are They Now?
Tags: Assholes | Boo! | Children | Chris Brown | Rihanna | Soulja Boy
But how does Lil Drew feel about health care?
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BOO, Chris Brown. BOO. I am not fooled.
I know you are wearing those sunglasses just to hide your soulless eyes. Fuck you.
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That adorable kid missed the perfect zing opportunity in the first video.
Chris Brown: You gotta teach me how to date!
Toddler: The first rule of dating is that you don't hit your date repeatedly in the face, Chris Brown!
WOULD'VE BEEN SO GOOD! Kids are dumb.
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I am also dumb, because HTML tags confound me, apparently. Whoops! Well, at least I didn't hit my small female girlfriend in the face, CHRIS BROWN! (Perfect save, kiss the pan. Perfect!)
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I would've taken a simple "settle down, Chris Brown" from the child.
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Not a monster!
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"you gotta teach me how to date" -chris brown, 2009
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Because wearing a wife-beater vest is better than baby blue bow tie. He really needs Trinny and Susannah to advise on how best to disguise one's nasty abusive background through clothes. Obviously Spanx are out of the question.
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OMG yes! I miss Trinny and Susannah! :(
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OMG yes! I miss Trinny and Susannah! :(
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argh, How did that happen!?
:(
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Simple Misunderstanding, I'm sure
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"The THINGS these kids learn, today!"
~Christopher Maurice "Chris" Brown, Scholar
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Chris Brown is so desperate to be exonerated and get his crap music career back on track... its a sweet gig, singing/dancing and making millions from it. Dude is doing everything he can to avoid getting a real job. Go to college, take a break, there's more to life than shitty R & B...
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that's what happens when you're a music artist with a contract. You do what them tell you to do. Though even them was all, ooooh, chris, not the best move punchin wimmenfolks, let ALONE Rihanna. The masons got her back serious
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I agree. He really should have stepped out of the spotlight for a very looooong time. His name is burnt in the industry!
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Fuck this guy!
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UGH, Nice TRY, Chris Brown...
yesno?
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This disgusts me on a level that leaves me speechless.
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What language is the first video in?
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Chris Frown.
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Chris Drown
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Of all the Chris Browns he's the Chris Browniest.
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I didn't even watch, because ew.
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he has teeth like a ken doll; just one solid chunk of white. it's mesmerizing!
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Swiss Clown
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I love that Chris Brown calls Lil Drew a mack. Way to show America that you respect the ladies. Get money!!!
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Why is he asking the little boy where his girlfriend is at, does he want to beat her up too? This is yuck.
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