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March 23, 2009

The Children Of Mumbai Are Dressed For Success (Success = Clean Drinking Water)

Those cute kids from Slumdog Millionaire were models in a fashion show over the weekend. Perfect. They even got to keep the clothes, which I believe if you boil long enough ARE edible.

Setting aside my hate and my cynicism for one second, this is definitely better news than when Azharuddin was beaten by his father, like, one day after he got back from the Academy Awards. Woof. And obviously I want nothing but the best for these two children. We all do. Because they're so cute. If they were ugly I'd be like "Ew, gross! Put them back in the cholera mud." But my genuine and sincere desire for their continued well-being doesn't mean that I am not still completely disgusted by what seems to be Slumdog Millionaire's lasting legacy of aestheticizing poverty to the point that it basically becomes a fashion icon.

Here, the children of Mumbai wait outside of Olympus Fashion Week hoping to get into the Marc Jacobs tent.


"We use empty soda bottles and twine to make shoes!"

LOOKING GOOD, GRRRRRL. So thin! (Via HuffingtonPost.)

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You need to relax.

Posted by: j_son profile link at 03/23/09 2:14 PM  | Reply
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Shorter Gabe: "They can't exploit them for money because they don't care, but I can exploit them for laughs because I do."

Posted by: RobinRubbermaid at 03/23/09 2:18 PM  | Reply
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The solution to poverty is not charity.

Posted by: Punky Brewster profile link  in reply to  I PEE GOLD's comment at 03/23/09 2:42 PM  | Reply
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Well, I'm sorry but I really don't have time to volunteer in effected areas. So, I try to do what I can, be it sponsoring a couple kids or fund raising. While I don't think charity is the overall solution to poverty I like to think that it does help. But I am truly sorry for offending you by posting some links to sponsorship and a email list. Thanks to you're constructive criticism, in the future I will no longer be a fool who donates to charity. You opened my eye's and for that I thank you.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link  in reply to  Punky Brewster's comment at 03/23/09 4:08 PM  | Reply
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I’m just saying that the imperative to “DO SOMETHING” is better formulated as “Use whatever meagre political means are at your disposal to expose and overturn the political-economic conditions that sustain poverty.” Starvation is not a distribution problem, to be addressed by funneling a little from over here to over there. It is a political problem. Not that you should stop giving to charity (or volunteering – essentially the same thing). God knows poor people like to eat.

Posted by: Punky Brewster profile link  in reply to  I PEE GOLD's comment at 03/23/09 4:41 PM  | Reply
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Fair enough, next time I'll clarify my intent.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link  in reply to  Punky Brewster's comment at 03/23/09 4:58 PM  | Reply
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Daaaamn.
Getting all reddit up in this shit.
Stop it. Just stop it. Snarky substantive conversations make me uncomfortable.
I came here to laugh away my middle-class white american sorrows, and you guys have to get all "Let's be responsible and discuss the efficacy of corporate altruism."

Posted by: Constantinople profile link  in reply to  I PEE GOLD's comment at 03/23/09 9:21 PM  | Reply
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If it's any consolation, I have a silly name.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link  in reply to  Constantinople's comment at 03/23/09 9:40 PM  | Reply
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poverty porn

Posted by: 0b0y at 03/23/09 3:40 PM  | Reply
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I want to make a movie about kids living in Soweto who end up having a happy, beautiful life. Just so Gabe can keep this up.

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i m ready to participate
im good in doing emotional , comedy and serious drama

Posted by: zahir abbas  in reply to  dafs's comment at 04/25/09 8:26 AM  | Reply
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i m ready to participate
im good in doing emotional , comedy and serious drama

Posted by: zahir abbas at 04/25/09 8:26 AM  | Reply
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i m ready to participate
im good in doing emotional , comedy and serious drama

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